question about my weight, please help.

[GRIMMER]

CYTOMEL-- are you serious about Arnold thats hilarious. If thats the case than i should be 300 right now. Oh wait , i keep forgetting the chicken part of it.

 

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reporter-"how much milk do you drink a day?"
arnold-"milk is for babies, real men drink beer"



go on a seefood diet. if you see food eat it.

fat is a by product of becoming a real man.

there is nothing like a "fuel tank for a sex machine" to impress the ladies.

if any one asks to see your six pack.....tell them proudly "i dont have a six pack i have a keg"