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In 1964, a very large baby was born
some might even say fat
the baby was christened with a good christian name, his parents had high hopes that he would be successful one day. they tried to get him active in sports so he would lose his fatass
but during a kickball game in middle school, when he was playing outfield (token fat kid spot) his teamates coined the name pudmonk
a pubuscent pudmonk floated his way thru high school, mostly tangless except for one incident with big bertha on the school bus. she was the school bus driver and since pudmonk always sat in the front seat, he got to know her.
she took his heart and eventually his virginity...she eventually lost weight and obivously ditched the fatass.
this is what she looks like now
and though he last touched her in the summer of '79 before he turned 16, he'll never forget the scent of a wimmen as long as he lives...
being heart broken pudmonk spent the remainder of public school just barely getting by...not many friends, he turned to food.
after graduating, he joined a circus as a roadie with the intention of maybe joining the freakshow as a fatty.
these yrs were hard on pudmonk...the traveling, the fried elephant ears, the nagging sexual frustration.
here is a pic, dude was only 25 in this
fed up with going no where, pudmonk attempted to rebirth myself as a championship eater...the hot dog record was something he'd dreamed about since being a young boy sitting by himself at the lunch table.
here's a shot of him taking in the action at the summer of '84 Hot Dog Jamboree in Odessa, Texas
sunning himself after a grueling hot dog season in beatiful coney island, new york
at this point in his career, he was finally seeing the fruits of his labors pay off. standing a meager 5'5" and weighing a healthy 340, he had amassed numerous eating titles. He had travelled to such exotic north american locals such as Scranton PA, Greensoboro NC, Flint MI, Corvalis OR, Elko NV, and various other high end cities across the great expansive Midwestern eating circiut...what would happen next to our friend and token fatty?
would he ever best that asian hot dog eating dude? would he ever sniff the panties of a vag holding fatty?
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to be continued...
some might even say fat
the baby was christened with a good christian name, his parents had high hopes that he would be successful one day. they tried to get him active in sports so he would lose his fatass
but during a kickball game in middle school, when he was playing outfield (token fat kid spot) his teamates coined the name pudmonk
a pubuscent pudmonk floated his way thru high school, mostly tangless except for one incident with big bertha on the school bus. she was the school bus driver and since pudmonk always sat in the front seat, he got to know her.
she took his heart and eventually his virginity...she eventually lost weight and obivously ditched the fatass.
this is what she looks like now
and though he last touched her in the summer of '79 before he turned 16, he'll never forget the scent of a wimmen as long as he lives...
being heart broken pudmonk spent the remainder of public school just barely getting by...not many friends, he turned to food.
after graduating, he joined a circus as a roadie with the intention of maybe joining the freakshow as a fatty.
these yrs were hard on pudmonk...the traveling, the fried elephant ears, the nagging sexual frustration.
here is a pic, dude was only 25 in this
fed up with going no where, pudmonk attempted to rebirth myself as a championship eater...the hot dog record was something he'd dreamed about since being a young boy sitting by himself at the lunch table.
here's a shot of him taking in the action at the summer of '84 Hot Dog Jamboree in Odessa, Texas
sunning himself after a grueling hot dog season in beatiful coney island, new york
at this point in his career, he was finally seeing the fruits of his labors pay off. standing a meager 5'5" and weighing a healthy 340, he had amassed numerous eating titles. He had travelled to such exotic north american locals such as Scranton PA, Greensoboro NC, Flint MI, Corvalis OR, Elko NV, and various other high end cities across the great expansive Midwestern eating circiut...what would happen next to our friend and token fatty?
would he ever best that asian hot dog eating dude? would he ever sniff the panties of a vag holding fatty?
.
.
.
..
to be continued...
