Post up in here if you want to know EXACTLY how I feel about you.

[AAP]

hit me

I would hit you. For sure. Even if you were not paying my way to Stone Hedge.

Sometimes though I wish you posted as off the wall here as you do at the other board.

 

[AAP]

i want to confirm with the gay community just how fucking funny i am.

i'll also be asking the shadow for his opinion.

The Shadow says your gay. And not funny.

Actually, I have been trying to figure out your avatar since you put it up. What is it?

 

[BileStew]

Oh YOU are GOOOOOOOOOOOD

You shush!!!!

 

[BileStew]

Okay...I'm gay.

That was already figured out years ago.

 

[Carmen]

me too!

he got you already- you missed it.
i'm being ignored. he probably has so many great things to say about me that he can't fit them all in here.

 

[AAP]

ok, i'm game. except i don't think we ever spoke.

No we have never spoken. How can we? When all I do is stare at your tits. No kidding. I think you have the best set of tits to grace EF. If you were ever around me, I would take you home and play with them all night. Sounds crude, but it's the truth.

I can't even remember anything you have ever posted about. Mainly because I never read your posts. I just view your avatar for a while instead. My biggest mistake was not saving a pic of each of your previous avatars. God, I could have made that into an album and became a millionaire selling copies of it. Especially to high schoolers. Tits are everything to high schoolers.

I think I was going to say something else here about you, but all this talk about your tits has made me horny now.

P.S. My partner loves your tits too.

 

[AAP]

Now I feel bad about posting about sugarplums tits and not her. God... where did my mind go?

Can't..... get..... those...... beauties...... out ....... of........ my..... head....

long enough to post something nice.

*kisses* to you sweetheart.

 

[AAP]

thanks muh man, i also think you're one of the better stallone look-alikes in the macon county area.

but seriously, you're a good bro. if quadriceps were currency, yours would be like the US dollar, and mine would be canadian funny money. and i think you make pink look good.

a prime example of why I always read your posts. classic.

 

[AAP]

Hit Me!

bro, I don't know you very well. But if you got string_bean's hit it approval, you ok in my book.

Cool avatar by the way.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

eh. eeeeeeeeeeh. why not, bomb me fatty

 

[AAP]

i'm still waiting. bitch makes a thread and then leaves.

girl I am still staring at your avatar.

 

[Carmen]

Now I feel bad about posting about sugarplums tits and not her. God... where did my mind go?

Can't..... get..... those...... beauties...... out ....... of........ my..... head....

long enough to post something nice.

*kisses* to you sweetheart.

LOL... ok, thanks... i guess.
i do post some good stuff sometimes. maybe i should change my avatar.
don't be upset if i'm wrong, but aren't you the one that pretended to be a flaming fag when i first got here?

 

[EnderJE]

maybe i should change my avatar

NO!

So much for that resolution.

 

[Sassy69]

Hit me baby! I never got the chance to meet you when I lived in FL.

 

[The_Ghost]

he got you already- you missed it.
i'm being ignored. he probably has so many great things to say about me that he can't fit them all in here.

he didn't get me, he just came up a with a great gimmick for WWE.

I could be rich, and he could be richer!!!

 

[Carmen]

he didn't get me, he just came up a with a great gimmick for WWE.

I could be rich, and he could be richer!!!

he aparently is mesmerized by your size and my tits.

 

[AAP]

Me too! Have at it AAP!

To be honest, I haven't figured you out completely yet.

I don't know why you put up with us knuckleheads on here at times. Is it out of interest or just morbid curiosity? HA! I can't think of any other person out there that can sit around at a dinner party and vent about their job and actually say "you won't believe how crazy today was at work. I had to delete manginas, vaginas and goatse avatars all day long."

I still think a good move for the board would be to introduce a monthly contest for Plat members. Randomly draw or offer to the author of the best/most useful post (because some of the vets and mods on the anaboard are pure geniuses) a prize from the EF store or one of our sponsors. This way we reward members for being Plat and/or we can reward the guys who make the most informal and useful postings in regards to other matters. The better the knowledge being shared, the better the member response would be. I would even pay for the cost of the items from the EF store or our sponsors for the first six months.

The big question is.... has BRR tricked you into going and letting one of those girls walk on your back that he keeps talking about? He tried that with me but I was too smart to fall for that.

 

[The_Ghost]

he aparently is mesmerized by your size and my tits.

LOL your tits maybe, but I ain't got nothing on him size wise!

 

[AAP]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIce. My pleasure GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
How FUN would that be?! I'm totally there and the DCOTA *drool* I can't believe how big it has become. Great stuff AAP, great stuff.



OMG! I can't believe you remember that!
I totally remember saying that too.

Another awesome place to go is the Gift Mart in Atlanta when it is open to the trade. Which will be the weekend of the 15th this month. It is literally CRAMMED with store after store of specialty furniture and home decor. It makes DCOTA seem as big as a Blockbuster store. Huge. It takes at least 3 days to cover it. And that is with you mapping out which stores to hit and eliminating over half the businesses there.

 

[AAP]

George,

After you ban/de-mod Asplorer for blasting you, can I have his powers?

I will have you to know, unlike the other mods... when George brings his car over for me to wash, he even lets me drive it around the block twice afterwards.

 

[AAP]

I already know you think I am cool as hell. That is good enough for me!

I think you need to post more. That last match that BBV and I won wasn't exactly a Loser Leaves Town match, so I never understood why you ran off.

Sad thing, the WWE will never have script writers like you and I would be.. we could revolutionize it and make it a must-watch each week again.

 

[alien amp pharm]

This thread is too warm & fuzzy. Let's hear the negatives too.

 

[AAP]

Alright dude, lets here it, what do you think about me?

Were you really fxygel? If so, I give you props for recognizing your distraction and doing what you had to do to put your grades first in the past. Hope this go around turns out better.

 

[BileStew]

#1 Your avatar rocks. I wish I could print off copies and stick them in church hymn books.

Tell that to the religious goons who have redded me for it and especially my old quote of: "If Jesus were your son, he would have nailed himself to the cross".

#2 You often gets some hilarious posts in at times. I think in real life you are quite a decent person, no matter how you appear on here.

Now this is a crock of jackangel shit. I'm hardly funny and I am too a jerk/dick/grumpy fuck, but far from decent. Unless of course you include the incident with me, two female Swedish exchange students and a vat of Mild Salsa in the embalming room.

Oooh, brb, Designing Women is on!!!

 

[AAP]

Tell me fortune teller

With that avatar, I would be in the same location as you.

You tend to post on the other forums mostly, which I sort of not visit as much as I should. But from what posts of yours I can recall, there has never been one where you were not helpful. I can't remember you ever being rude or nasty or engaging in some of the other insult fests that others (myself included) are known for.

 

[anthrax]

Hey Dude,
Forgot me ?

 

[obiwan9962]

don't be a hater

 

[AAP]

AAP is never gonna get to all these....

You don't know the AAP.

Yours is another user name I haven't figured out yet. The "Ulcaster" part.

But overall, you have some good posts on here. A bit witty and funny, but never on the mean side.

 

[AAP]

i dont want him to tell me what he thinks bout me, i just wanted to say something in this thread
actually im skeert of what he would say bout me

Girl, you know I love you. How can I think bad about you? Probably the one of only five females on here that isn't suspected of being BBF. (Whatever happened to him anyway?)

And your old avatar.... your statement "I would so drink his bathwater..."

Yeah... me too.

 

[BileStew]

This thread is too warm & fuzzy. Let's hear the negatives too.

There's not enough bandwidth to list yours.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You don't know the AAP.

Yours is another user name I haven't figured out yet. The "Ulcaster" part.

But overall, you have some good posts on here. A bit witty and funny, but never on the mean side.

Ulcaster is a magic school in D&D...

 

[jackangel]

bilestew is spectacularly unfunny, see above for proof.

i agree with alien amp frau, this thread is too nice. you best be getting

1)fabulous
2)bitchy

up in here.

and i speak only the truth.

 

[AAP]

me

someone who needs to post on C&C more. One of the most original avatars on here. very helpful in the other forums where I have read your posts.

 

[AAP]

Give it to me!






Then, tell me what you think of me.

Some of your posts are like humor bombs. They just drop and blow me out of my chair. You can throw sarcasm in a way that it is so subtle, it is often missed by the target but everyone else cracks up over it.

 

[anthrax]

Certified number 1 thread for growth rate in 2005

 

[AAP]

lol, long list but i will be patient.

You haven't even been here a year, but yet you are like an old-timer on here. One of the C&C regulars.

 

[SoKlueles]

Girl, you know I love you. How can I think bad about you? Probably the one of only five females on here that isn't suspected of being BBF. (Whatever happened to him anyway?)

And your old avatar.... your statement "I would so drink his bathwater..."

Yeah... me too.

yay i got good stuff said bout me

 

[obiwan9962]

yay i got good stuff said bout me

?

 

[AAP]

what? I come back from the gym and am still waiting!!

Umm maybe I don't wanna hear this?

I hit you up bro.

 

[AAP]

whoa dude...4500 posts and I don't recall you. What forum you mostly post in? Even the avatar seems new to me.

 

[obiwan9962]

whoa dude...4500 posts and I don't recall you. What forum you mostly post in? Even the avatar seems new to me.

the avatar is recent
i used to have mount fuji

i hit mostly this board and the muscle food board

i have a thread 'yummy ckd' on muscle food
and we conversed but i was a few months ago

 

[AAP]

yea thats me bro. I posted my face pic before as bigdawg1468, you must have missed it.

Damn. That is why you seemed so familiar. I was thinking of the old username. I was like "this dude reminds me of another member here".

 

[The_Ghost]

Damn. That is why you seemed so familiar. I was thinking of the old username. I was like "this dude reminds me of another member here".

LOL all us bald guys look alike

 

[anthrax]

8000+ posts
Since 2001

If you don't know me, AAP, I'll get you banned tonight

 

[AAP]

i agree and he is a pretty good kid
and a good bud

He is young then? I was right?

 

[obiwan9962]

He is young then? I was right?

well
26
young to me

i am 42

 

[AAP]

Okay...I'm game.

Dude, what on earth would I do without you and your computer advice?

I wish you had your own IT forum here. You are quite the asset on the board.

I am probably one of the few one here that remembers the old nick PooJect given to you in the past.

 

[CFZB]

 

[AAP]

AAP i would like to know what you think.

bro, to be honest I don't recall reading many of your posts. I take it that you mostly post on the ana board. My bad here, sorry. Don't take it as an insult. I will make it a point to go over to the other forums more often and read and post.

 

[BileStew]

bilestew is spectacularly unfunny, see above for proof..

You're just jealous because AAP likes my avi and hasn't a fucking clue what your vomit stained one is.

Looks like The Chilli Peppers meet Columbo.

 

[AAP]

he got you already- you missed it.
i'm being ignored. he probably has so many great things to say about me that he can't fit them all in here.

See these two hands?

I bet you can't fit all them in here.

Darn, here I go mentioning your hooters again.

(girl you beautiful)

 

[obiwan9962]

ah well i guess you have not read any of my post

i think i'll change back to the mt fuji avatar

 

[alien amp pharm]

There's not enough bandwidth to list yours.

That's simply not true!

Delete Division's posts and there will be plenty of bandwidth.


delete Jackangel's too while you're at it. Nobody reads those either.

 

[awittyusername]

Some of your posts are like humor bombs. They just drop and blow me out of my chair. You can throw sarcasm in a way that it is so subtle, it is often missed by the target but everyone else cracks up over it.

Holy shit! You are good! I'm only up to about 3 post a day here and you nailed me. I am more like that in real life than here. I look for excuses to talk to people so I can subtly say things that can mean 2 different thing or taken 2 different ways. Then, sit back and let them wonder as (hopefully) others are laughing.

 

[obiwan9962]

there will be plenty of bandwidth if you
delete Jackangel's . Nobody reads those either.

lol

 

[AAP]

eh. eeeeeeeeeeh. why not, bomb me fatty

Bitch please.

Instead of posting about you.. I am going to hold you down and fart on your head. Prrrrrrtttt!

The above was the funniest thing I have ever read directed at Fonz by another poster. You had me rolling there with the "fart on your head" comment.

You make great posts. Not matter the topic, anabolics, politics, etc... you have a great way of expressing your views while keeping them grounded in reality. One of the best educational and observant posters on the site. I hope you stick around for quite a while here.

 

[jackangel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum

 

[AAP]

LOL... ok, thanks... i guess.
i do post some good stuff sometimes. maybe i should change my avatar.
don't be upset if i'm wrong, but aren't you the one that pretended to be a flaming fag when i first got here?

Yes, you post good stuff at times.

NO you shouldn't change your avatar. Unless it is more of the same.

I ain't gay. And if I was, I would still bury my face in those.

Oh, I just acted gay when you arrived. Hansel was the one with the "flaming fag" shtick.

 

[obiwan9962]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum

enlightened but hardly pretain to bb

 

[AAP]

Hit me baby! I never got the chance to meet you when I lived in FL.

That is such a shame.

When I see your posts and see that whip cracking in that avatar. It scares me. And it excites me too. Wow, you know how to bring that lust to a boiling point.

Overall, I have seen by your posts that you tend to be very fair towards members and very considerate too. I haven't seen your picture yet, but vibe signal that us fabulous ones are born with registers you on the hot side.

You would have been another one I hauled to the beach with Frisky and her Margaritas.

 

[AAP]

he didn't get me, he just came up a with a great gimmick for WWE.

I could be rich, and he could be richer!!!

bro I did. I said you were very massive. WWE or not. One thing I would love to do is read your training journal one day. I don't have a clue to what your lifts are, but that built screams impressive.

Besides, now that I realize your old user name, I remember all the crazy posts you made in the past.

 

[anthrax]

 

[AAP]

he aparently is mesmerized by your size and my tits.

I suspect if I respond to this comment, I am going to end up talking about your tits again.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.f

besides I already said how much I enjoy you posting here. Even if I can't remmeber them.

 

[AAP]

I suspect if I respond to this comment, I am going to end up talking about your tits again.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.f

besides I already said how much I enjoy you posting here. Even if I can't remmeber them.

Damn, those tits were still on my mind when I typed that. I couldn't even spell right.

 

[gonelifting]

Am I too late? I'll take two.

 

[AAP]

This thread is too warm & fuzzy. Let's hear the negatives too.

Next week.

One thing about you, you are under-rated in the humor department. You have made me bust a gut more times than once. It wasn't until your bad relationship experience that I *think* I had a glimpse of what the person behind the internet was like. I hope everything there turned out good. You are quite nice person it seems like.

 

[AAP]

don't be a hater

did you just change avatars? or was that another obiwan I responded to?

damn.

 

[obiwan9962]

did you just change avatars? or was that another obiwan I responded to?

damn.

i reverted back to my original avatar
no one understood the new one

 

[AAP]

Ulcaster is a magic school in D&D...

Damn, I got that game one year for Xmas but never had anyone to play it with.

People in my neighborhood was like "that game possesses people... don't play it. Play with the Ouija board instead"

 

[Optimus B]

i reverted back to my original avatar
no one understood the new one

myself included

 

[Carmen]

Damn, those tits were still on my mind when I typed that. I couldn't even spell right.

thats it. i'm changing my titvatar.

 

[obiwan9962]

myself included

bud did you ever see boondock saints?

 

[Optimus B]

bud did you ever see boondock saints?

nope, that's probably why eh?

 

[AAP]

The Anti-Longhorn.

Very intelligent thread maker and posts. Your tactic is brilliant. Hit them with facts and let everyone else see how they go about making excuses and blamine others.

 

[obiwan9962]

myself included

and the symbolisim of mt fuji was lost on quite a few bros/bras/bors/orbs

 

[AAP]

You're just jealous because AAP likes my avi and hasn't a fucking clue what your vomit stained one is.

Looks like The Chilli Peppers meet Columbo.

lmao.

see? I was right about him.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You want me



















At least in my dreams you do

 

[anthrax]

thats it. i'm changing my titvatar.

Your mtit is looking straight at me

It's scary

 

[AAP]

ah well i guess you have not read any of my post

i think i'll change back to the mt fuji avatar

the avatar I saw previously was like a civil war soldier... was that you? Or another obiwan?

 

[The_Ghost]

bro I did. I said you were very massive. WWE or not. One thing I would love to do is read your training journal one day. I don't have a clue to what your lifts are, but that built screams impressive.

Besides, now that I realize your old user name, I remember all the crazy posts you made in the past.

Thanks bro, always nice to hear compliments coming from a bro with your build.Send me a PM and tell me what you would like to know bro. I write down all my workouts.

 

[obiwan9962]

You want me

yep

 

[CFZB]

The Anti-Longhorn.

Very intelligent thread maker and posts. Your tactic is brilliant. Hit them with facts and let everyone else see how they go about making excuses and blamine others.

H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T DUDE.

you have a gift.

Im serious.

 

[obiwan9962]

the avatar I saw previously was like a civil war soldier... was that you? Or another obiwan?

it was me
i just changed my avatar back
but that was billy connelly (my fave comedian) playing "il duce" in boondock saints

 

[AAP]

Am I too late? I'll take two.

You are easily in the top 5 funniest mofos to whack a keyboard on this site.

The thing is, when I read your post after I laugh, I sit here and I picture you as typing that post with a straight face and no second thought to being funny. Then checking back later and seeing all the LOLs over it and shrugging while muttering "well it's true".

Soldier Loses Finger Over Wedding Ring

gonelifting - "He lucky it wasn't his necklace".

 

[gonelifting]

Dead on with my assessment AAP. People DO ignore me.

**edit** I jumped the gun. ^^^ post^^^ no longer relavent.

 

[AAP]

thats it. i'm changing my titvatar.

NO!

I mean, YES!!

Wait... I mean... ummmm..... shit. what did I get myself into.

Will the new avatar be as delicious?

 

[obiwan9962]

People DO ignore me.

not i

 

[AAP]

You want me

At least in my dreams you do

You know I do.

If you have any friends as hot and witty as you, you need to invite them to post here.

 

[jenscats5]

What's up AAP? How's FL??

 

[CFZB]

Dead on with my assessment AAP. People DO ignore me.

**edit** I jumped the gun. ^^^ post^^^ no longer relavent.

Hows that BreakDancing Job going?


Nice !

 

[obiwan9962]

What's up AAP? How's FL??

 

[BUBBLES]

Hey AAP
I only have a few posts on here compared to others
but give me your words of wisdom too...

 

[gonelifting]

Hows that BreakDancing Job going?


Nice !

It's POPPING dude. wtf? Please don't categorize me with those people. Anyway, I don't wanna hijack this thread. AAP has been dead on with his shit. Solid!

Props.

 

[CFZB]

It's POPPING dude. wtf? Please don't categorize me with those people. Anyway, I don't wanna hijack this thread. AAP has been dead on with his shit. Solid!

Props.

lol...hijack over.


sorry

 

[obiwan9962]

lol...hijack over.


sorry

you are not a member of the society of thread hijackers
please decease and desisst

 

[AAP]

Dude, I don't know which "you" to talk about.

Meaning, you seem to be everywhere. Unlike myself (which is not a good thing), you don't stick to just one forum. You visit them and post all over the place. Which is good. That what the board is for.

You give some really good diet advice too. You have given me some in the past on threads I made and I regularly your posts on the diet board. If the diet board ever needed a new mod, I would nominate you. You are an asset to people on the board, both old members and new ones that may find the site.

I hope you stick around for quite a while.

 

[jackangel]

to whom it may concern:

i have just posted on this thread, and then deleted that post. as a form of protest.

later, i plan on deleting this post. and then posting again to let you know that it has been deleted. again.

thank you.

 

[AAP]

Dead on with my assessment AAP. People DO ignore me.

**edit** I jumped the gun. ^^^ post^^^ no longer relavent.

I forgot to post, that you have that touch of impatience to you as well.

 

[obiwan9962]

to whom it may concern:

i have just posted on this thread, and then deleted that post. as a form of protest.

later, i plan on deleting this post. and then posting again to let you know that it has been deleted. again.

thank you.

 

[AAP]

What's up AAP? How's FL??

Nice. In the 80's. For January that is good. Of course all the old ass Canadians are down here now. Making traffic a nightmare. Mainly because they fall asleep at red lights and can't hear you blowing at them.

I agree about your hot ass, either employed or not. If you lived here, I would get you hired in a heartbeat. I would tell my company you had to work there - or else.

How have things been going on that front lately?