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[Contender30.1]

Dumbest post ever. THis thread should be deleted. We come on here for serious fitness information and to converse with fellow weight lifters.

Keep you dick in the chat room. If you have an 8 inch cock that is less than an inch in thickness.. no porn fo ryou....

Pencil dick

 

[kronk]

OMG - I just dug this up and laughed so fucking hard I almost pissed. I had to bump it up for others.

 

[Axe]

If it's girth you are after you must use anabolics. D-bol is perfect for this. Instead of using them orally. You must insert them into the tip of your pecker. It is a little painful going in but you will see it is well worth it. I have a buddy that is up to 50mgs/day and his dick is FAT.

Why do you think they call it Dball any way?

 

[Nathan]

WTF? Why would you mess around with your cock the day before you need it the most? What if you hurt the poor bastard? How can you expect the man to perform with an infirmary?

 

[monkeyballs]

You FOOLS!!!

Don't you realize that its what's on the inside that counts.

 

[cinnabar8521]

you want girth this is what you do get yourself some porno and watch it until your dick gets real hard than you go outside and slam it in the car door but not more than twice it will double in size. only problem is it only lasts about 2 weeks then you have to do it again, and the color aint so great

 

[PerfectRep]

You gotta go right through the tip straight down. You should be able to hold at least 3 cc.

You could also take a few cc's in the O RING for good measure, ala Luvs.

 

[DiaBOLic86]

sometimes i come on this site just for posts like this. They might not have anything to do with weight training, but they are funny as fuck.

 

[argent]

You could use PGF2a. Major localized weiner growth.

 

[athlete03]

I'm feeling uncomfortable on a board when there is so much talk of dicks. I'm kind of a homophobe.