Porno debut tommorow!! Need help w/penis injections!!

[South of the border]

Diesel,

Forget the synthol or any other "site injection" (if it was serious anyways). Just take some viagra before the shoot. This will increase the blood flow into your penis and improve the thickness as well as the lasting power of your erection.

Good luck with the filming.

 

[ROAD DOG]

Why dont you just hit it with a hammer,that will swell it up for sure.

 

[liquidanny]

Go outside, catch a bee and have it sting you all over your dick....maybe that'll work.....

 

[muscleup]

Well I'll be more than happy to kick you in the crotch..That should do something

 

[Bulldog_10]

is this post a joke?

LOL!

 

[brianharper94]

HA HA HA HA.....I can't remember when I've laughed this hard. With all the dick questions on this, the convo board, and the sheets board, they shiould start a dick board. I can see the newbie's on it now. "Hi, my name is Bob, and I have a tiny penis." Or, "Hey, has anyone tried ****'s penile enlargement sauce? I'm considering it but want to hear some results first."

 

[hamper19]

I just wnat to know the number u call to get in a damn porno.....i would love to be in one with like 5 chics and me.......so if anyone knows how to go about it...seriously pm me or post it..

h19

 

[o`boy]

Re: Screw Synthol

Forget about the synthol, that will only give your penis 'artificial' girth. Be a man and tie weights to your willie and site inject winstrol. That will create real penis tissue hypertrophy.

 

[Vein]

Why dont you just hit it with a hammer,that will swell it up for sure.

LMAO at ROAD DOG!! hehehe

 

[Ercole]

Ercole's Penile Augmentation Procedure

This is what worked for me:

1. Obtain an anvil, the larger the better. In a pinch a filing cabinet or an old pot-bellied stove will do.

2. Sneak onto the roof of a major skyscraper. (Make it easiy on yourself -- choose a building not currently undergoing a terrorist attack.)

3. Attach one end of a sturdy rope to the anvil, the other end to your manhood.

4. Firmly grasping a post or handrail, kick the anvil over the edge and HANG ON TIGHT.

5. You may experience some discomfort as the anvil drops the first twenty or thirty stories, but after that you should be completely numb.

6. Repeat this exercise three times a week.

I'm proud to say that, since I started this method, I've added 278 ft. to my length. (Girth, unfortunately, has decreased to about the width of a toothpick.)

These days I can use my wanger to lasso cattle ... not only locally but in the surrounding counties as well. Try it!