Pick up lines

[waterboy44]

This may have been posted before but I didnt see it. What is the best pick up line you've ever heard/used. Heres my two.
1. After youve been talking to a cick for a while "You wanna make out?" Theyll either laugh at you and you can laugh it off like you were jokiing or theyll say yes.
2. Walk up to a girl and say "Hi. I just wanted to tell you that you and me are going to have sex tonight. Now wether or not you are there is going to be completely up to you, but when I get home tonight you and I are having sex". Wether you believe me or not it has worked for me like a charm. I dont always get laid but the comical confidence I exude works. You have to be an average joe though because an a stud you will just sound arrogant.

 

[javaguru]

Lines are a terrible way to get a woman interested unless it's genuine and funny, not cheesy. The best way to start a conversation is "Hi" followed up with a funny comment about something unique about them or the situation. For example, a girl had two lay's on, I walked up and said, "Hi, I see you've been laid twice. How do I get laid..." worked like a charm.

 

[tiger88]

best pick up

hi my name _____ (while u smile and look her in the eyes as u act interested)

 

[Saint V]

This may have been posted before but I didnt see it. What is the best pick up line you've ever heard/used. Heres my two.
1. After youve been talking to a cick for a while "You wanna make out?" Theyll either laugh at you and you can laugh it off like you were jokiing or theyll say yes.
2. Walk up to a girl and say "Hi. I just wanted to tell you that you and me are going to have sex tonight. Now wether or not you are there is going to be completely up to you, but when I get home tonight you and I are having sex". Wether you believe me or not it has worked for me like a charm. I dont always get laid but the comical confidence I exude works. You have to be an average joe though because an a stud you will just sound arrogant.

I believe it's worked for you. I also believe that she WASN'T there when you two had sex.

 

[TheOak84]

excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Donovan From Hell]

if at first you dont succeed.... buy her a few more shots!

 

[black diamond]

if at first you dont succeed.... buy her a few more shots!

LOL

 

[black diamond]

best pick up

hi my name _____ (while u smile and look her in the eyes as u act interested)

Yep thats what women like. Not some cheesey line.

 

[Donovan From Hell]

see i know what a woman wants... and then i know what shes gettgin after a few ruffie berry daquiris too!

 

[BO-DEN]

"excuse me ... would you teach me how to dance?"


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