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Opposite Sex???

awittyusername said:
Yes. I believe you would. However, if you were a man for many yrs...you would become jaded and realize women do not appreciate this. :)

Then these men are with the wrong women. Because there are women out there waiting for someone like that to come into their lives, and they would appreciate every minute of it.
 
nycgirl said:
Then these men are with the wrong women. Because there are women out there waiting for someone like that to come into their lives, and they would appreciate every minute of it.


lol

They would start looking at the guy as a bitch. Then, as their confidence increased from being spoiled....They would find another guy higher up on the food chain.

Wash...Rinse...Repeat :)
 
awittyusername said:
lol
They would start looking at the guy as a bitch. Then, as their confidence increased from being spoiled....They would find another guy higher up on the food chain.
Wash...Rinse...Repeat :)

Awitty, you have a right to your jaded opinion.

I guess I can't speak for all women, I can only speak for myself. W/ regard to higher food chain, if a woman truly loves herself and knows what she wants and what will make her happy, there is no such thing as a "higher food chain". She will only be with the best, and from that, she will find her match.
 
Ive figured if i became a man for a day, my penis would be small. I would go to the lockerroom and get made fun of.....and then they would beat me up for looking at all the guys butts and packages because they would figure me to be gay.....when inside i wouldnt actually be gay, i would be a female trapped in a mans body:(
 
SoKlueles said:
Ive figured if i became a man for a day, my penis would be small. I would go to the lockerroom and get made fun of.....and then they would beat me up for looking at all the guys butts and packages because they would figure me to be gay.....when inside i wouldnt actually be gay, i would be a female trapped in a mans body:(

You just describe the average day for Lestat.
 
WODIN said:
I'd play with myself all day long.

Indeed. I'd explore every nook and cranny. It would be an education with long-lasting benefits.
 
God I love being a lady. My favorite part is my vagina. Mine is incredibly wide and dizzyingly deep. My favorite part about having a vagina is menstruating. Sometimes when I'm putting in my tampon, I look at the little
string hanging out and pretend it's a mouse's tail. I run out of the
bathroom naked and yell, "Help! Help! There's a mouse in my vagina! This
usually gets a big laugh- especially if I'm at the office, or the mall, or
on an airplane.

Sometimes I pretend the string is a fuse, and that if I light it a special
bomb will go off in my vagina and my period will be over. For any of you
who are curious, this is not what happens when you light the string on your
tampon. Even if you have soaked the tampon in kerosene overnight. Trust me
I've tried it almost a dozen times without success. It does however work
when you use a combination of potassium chlorate, table sugar and a small
drop of sulfuric acid.

I like to employ my used tampons to make "vampire soup". I got the recipe
from 'Martha Stewart's Living'- although I use fresh basil. We bring it
down to the homeless shelter and they lap it up! I also serve it at slumber
parties when my girlfriends come over to watch 'Angel'. It just makes
everything so much more authentic. After that we normally run around the
house in our bras and panties and have tickle fights. Then we practice our
French kissing on each other.

I don't let any of the girls go down on me during my period. They have to
settle for tonguing my brown starfish. But my boyfriend is another story.

I like to keep my boyfriend guessing about when I'm actually on the rag.
That way I can act completely irrational whenever I want. He gets mad
when he goes down on me and finds out I'm having my period. But he
gets me back by coating my vibrator with chopped glass. Ouch!

But in spite of all of the ups and downs, I love being a lady. Recently,
I've been trying to get pregnant by stuffing my vagina with sperm I find on
the floor of the porno theatre behind my house. Wish me luck, I'll keep you
posted.
 
awittyusername said:
i would sit and think all day...figure out why women do the things they do to men..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a man, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a woman, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...


Very well written :) Just ask and i'll tell ya :heart:
 
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