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Opposite Sex???

Pamela said:
What would you do if you were a man or female for just one day?
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Hot Lesbian Sex all day long. Ability to hit on every chick i see on the street. I would be the happiest fucker on the planet.
 
i would sit and think all day...figure out why men do the things they do to women..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a woman, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a man, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...
 
Pamela said:
Have you ever thought about being the opposite sex for just one day? What would you do if you were a man or female for just one day?
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What about you? Ever get penis envy?
 
(without reading Pams post).....


Yes please....any time...
 
Pamela said:
Have you ever thought about being the opposite sex for just one day?



What would you do if you were a man or female for just one day?
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I'd play with myself all day long.
 
paint my nails, watch Oprah, bring myself off with a banana, shop for shoes, talk endlessly on the telephone.....isn't that what women do?

also i'd like to know about those women who do get penis envy...is it just the dick you envy, or is it the balls too?
 
Pamela said:
Have you ever thought about being the opposite sex for just one day?



What would you do if you were a man or female for just one day?
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Quite often :D


Can't tell
 
If I were a woman for a day, I would make many rich old men think that I love them so that they put me in thier will, then live happy as a man.
 
Tink! said:
i would sit and think all day...figure out why men do the things they do to women..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a woman, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a man, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...
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Seriously, if you're that interested about it, ask us anything, we'll give you the truth. It really is very simple, but you don't wanna hear that.
 
1st of all you guys are too silly.lol.....2nd i would sit in a recliner with a beer in my hand and the other hand down my pants.....lol.
 
angel_girl said:
1st of all you guys are too silly.lol.....2nd i would sit in a recliner with a beer in my hand and the other hand down my pants.....lol.
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How would you hold the remote?

Woman! pfft.
 
I would get a good touch on the female orgasm so I'd understand it better.

I'd achieve that by looking in the mirror and masturbating all day long.
 
UA_Iron said:
I would get a good touch on the female orgasm so I'd understand it better.

I'd achieve that by looking in the mirror and masturbating all day long.
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I'd second that.
 
If I was a man for a day, I would make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful thing in the world, completely spoil her and satisfy every one of her sexual needs and desires.
 
i would sit and think all day...figure out why women do the things they do to men..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a man, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a woman, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...
 
nycgirl said:
If I was a man for a day, I would make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful thing in the world, completely spoil her and satisfy every one of her sexual needs and desires.
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But would you call her afterwards?
 
nycgirl said:
If I was a man for a day, I would make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful thing in the world, completely spoil her and satisfy every one of her sexual needs and desires.
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Yes. I believe you would. However, if you were a man for many yrs...you would become jaded and realize women do not appreciate this. :)
 
gonelifting said:
But would you call her afterwards?
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Since I'm only a man for a day, I wouldn't call her because that would be leading her on.

My one day of pleasure would reassure her that there are men in this world that enjoy pleasing women and would not neglect their needs.
 
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awittyusername said:
Yes. I believe you would. However, if you were a man for many yrs...you would become jaded and realize women do not appreciate this. :)
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Then these men are with the wrong women. Because there are women out there waiting for someone like that to come into their lives, and they would appreciate every minute of it.
 
nycgirl said:
Then these men are with the wrong women. Because there are women out there waiting for someone like that to come into their lives, and they would appreciate every minute of it.
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lol

They would start looking at the guy as a bitch. Then, as their confidence increased from being spoiled....They would find another guy higher up on the food chain.

Wash...Rinse...Repeat :)
 
awittyusername said:
lol
They would start looking at the guy as a bitch. Then, as their confidence increased from being spoiled....They would find another guy higher up on the food chain.
Wash...Rinse...Repeat :)
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Awitty, you have a right to your jaded opinion.

I guess I can't speak for all women, I can only speak for myself. W/ regard to higher food chain, if a woman truly loves herself and knows what she wants and what will make her happy, there is no such thing as a "higher food chain". She will only be with the best, and from that, she will find her match.
 
Ive figured if i became a man for a day, my penis would be small. I would go to the lockerroom and get made fun of.....and then they would beat me up for looking at all the guys butts and packages because they would figure me to be gay.....when inside i wouldnt actually be gay, i would be a female trapped in a mans body:(
 
SoKlueles said:
Ive figured if i became a man for a day, my penis would be small. I would go to the lockerroom and get made fun of.....and then they would beat me up for looking at all the guys butts and packages because they would figure me to be gay.....when inside i wouldnt actually be gay, i would be a female trapped in a mans body:(
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You just describe the average day for Lestat.
 
WODIN said:
I'd play with myself all day long.
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Indeed. I'd explore every nook and cranny. It would be an education with long-lasting benefits.
 
God I love being a lady. My favorite part is my vagina. Mine is incredibly wide and dizzyingly deep. My favorite part about having a vagina is menstruating. Sometimes when I'm putting in my tampon, I look at the little
string hanging out and pretend it's a mouse's tail. I run out of the
bathroom naked and yell, "Help! Help! There's a mouse in my vagina! This
usually gets a big laugh- especially if I'm at the office, or the mall, or
on an airplane.

Sometimes I pretend the string is a fuse, and that if I light it a special
bomb will go off in my vagina and my period will be over. For any of you
who are curious, this is not what happens when you light the string on your
tampon. Even if you have soaked the tampon in kerosene overnight. Trust me
I've tried it almost a dozen times without success. It does however work
when you use a combination of potassium chlorate, table sugar and a small
drop of sulfuric acid.

I like to employ my used tampons to make "vampire soup". I got the recipe
from 'Martha Stewart's Living'- although I use fresh basil. We bring it
down to the homeless shelter and they lap it up! I also serve it at slumber
parties when my girlfriends come over to watch 'Angel'. It just makes
everything so much more authentic. After that we normally run around the
house in our bras and panties and have tickle fights. Then we practice our
French kissing on each other.

I don't let any of the girls go down on me during my period. They have to
settle for tonguing my brown starfish. But my boyfriend is another story.

I like to keep my boyfriend guessing about when I'm actually on the rag.
That way I can act completely irrational whenever I want. He gets mad
when he goes down on me and finds out I'm having my period. But he
gets me back by coating my vibrator with chopped glass. Ouch!

But in spite of all of the ups and downs, I love being a lady. Recently,
I've been trying to get pregnant by stuffing my vagina with sperm I find on
the floor of the porno theatre behind my house. Wish me luck, I'll keep you
posted.
 
awittyusername said:
i would sit and think all day...figure out why women do the things they do to men..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a man, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a woman, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...
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Very well written :) Just ask and i'll tell ya :heart:
 
nycgirl said:
If I was a man for a day, I would make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful thing in the world, completely spoil her and satisfy every one of her sexual needs and desires.
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So far this is my favorite post....NYCG, are you taken? One lucky mofo, IMO.
 
Getting free stuff, special favors, and my ass kissed daily would be a very nice change.
But that whole being penetrated thing sucks.
 
nutsnack said:
God I love being a lady. My favorite part is my vagina. Mine is incredibly wide and dizzyingly deep. My favorite part about having a vagina is menstruating. Sometimes when I'm putting in my tampon, I look at the little
string hanging out and pretend it's a mouse's tail. I run out of the
bathroom naked and yell, "Help! Help! There's a mouse in my vagina! This
usually gets a big laugh- especially if I'm at the office, or the mall, or
on an airplane.

Sometimes I pretend the string is a fuse, and that if I light it a special
bomb will go off in my vagina and my period will be over. For any of you
who are curious, this is not what happens when you light the string on your
tampon. Even if you have soaked the tampon in kerosene overnight. Trust me
I've tried it almost a dozen times without success. It does however work
when you use a combination of potassium chlorate, table sugar and a small
drop of sulfuric acid.

I like to employ my used tampons to make "vampire soup". I got the recipe
from 'Martha Stewart's Living'- although I use fresh basil. We bring it
down to the homeless shelter and they lap it up! I also serve it at slumber
parties when my girlfriends come over to watch 'Angel'. It just makes
everything so much more authentic. After that we normally run around the
house in our bras and panties and have tickle fights. Then we practice our
French kissing on each other.

I don't let any of the girls go down on me during my period. They have to
settle for tonguing my brown starfish. But my boyfriend is another story.

I like to keep my boyfriend guessing about when I'm actually on the rag.
That way I can act completely irrational whenever I want. He gets mad
when he goes down on me and finds out I'm having my period. But he
gets me back by coating my vibrator with chopped glass. Ouch!

But in spite of all of the ups and downs, I love being a lady. Recently,
I've been trying to get pregnant by stuffing my vagina with sperm I find on
the floor of the porno theatre behind my house. Wish me luck, I'll keep you
posted.
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How long did it take you to come up with all this???????

:FRlol:

You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Wrong thread!!! Open Flirting Thread is where u supposed to post stuff like this!
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its not flirting if you get right to the point is it?

egg. fertilized. now. no games. just me. you. and balls deep.
 
dunk said:
its not flirting if you get right to the point is it?

egg. fertilized. now. no games. just me. you. and balls deep.
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Damn no foreplay!!!! I had it like that for years...Now it's my way or no-way at all!!! You in?
 
Tink! said:
i would sit and think all day...figure out why men do the things they do to women..why they put them through what they do...so that once i went back to being a woman, i would understand better, why things are they way they are...why i was being treated a certain way...what the gifts really ment ...what to take seriously, and what to blow off...all the little inner workings of a man, so i wouldn't get myself so heart broken in the future......
I know sounds boring...
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Huh! You actually think we know? Just think of a 12 year old boy with more money & a bigger dick.
Actually, I do think of it. I would spend all day hangin out at the ladies locker room at the gym, with my hands in my pants.

Actually, I would like to be female just to see how it actually feels to have fat, slobbery, old farmers staring at my boobs & crotch. This happens to wife & daughter, & each time I wanna kick the guy in the balls so hard they look like a bowtie. I'm thinkin I should!

I don't wanna understand her, it might scare me.
 
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Pamela said:
Have you ever thought about being the opposite sex for just one day?



What would you do if you were a man or female for just one day?
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I took some clomid and being a female for a short while was horrible. Getting emotional over stupid shit is not the way to live.
 
hidngod said:
Huh! You actually think we know? Just think of a 12 year old boy with more money & a bigger dick.
Actually, I do think of it. I would spend all day hangin out at the ladies locker room at the gym, with my hands in my pants.

Actually, I would like to be female just to see how it actually feels to have fat, slobbery, old farmers staring at my boobs & crotch. This happens to wife & daughter, & each time I wanna kick the guy in the balls so hard they look like a bowtie. I'm thinkin I should!

I don't wanna understand her, it might scare me.
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oh great you are telling me, that even guys don't know what is going on in your heads and hearts!!?? great...lol
 
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Tink! said:
oh great you are telling me, that even guys don't know what is going on in your heads and hearts!!?? great...lol
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You know damn well that's how it is!

What's going on doll face?
 
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