ON POINT crisis....fantastic

[KillahBee]

Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow

 

[The Shadow]

...like a kid knows what catalyst means.


lol

 

[KillahBee]

...like a kid knows what catalyst means.


lol

When I said kid I meant someone my age - 27ish.

old fart

 

[The Shadow]

When I said kid I meant someone my age - 27ish.

old fart

you meant a nerdy 6 year old - dont lie.

"You so money you dont even know it"

 

[KillahBee]

cam phone pics of bride/groom:

I'm hoping to get a copy of the video at some point, cause that thing was in my grill about 80% of the night. hopefully they got some of my sick moves

 

[OMEGA]

cam phone pics of bride/groom:

I'm hoping to get a copy of the video at some point, cause that thing was in my grill about 80% of the night. hopefully they got some of my sick moves

looks GuidoTastic

 

[OMEGA]

Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow

this is one of the funniest post I have read in a while

lol thanks bro!

 

[KillahBee]

looks GuidoTastic

lol, I don't think either of them are evena small percentage Italian!

 

[Smurfy]

Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow

lol holy crap, you dialed it in big time.

 

[redguru]

looks GuidoTastic

Not a chance, she doesn't have any facial hair.