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KillahBee

KillahBee

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I have a wedding to go to today. And I have been in need of a haircut for about a month now, but have not had a second to get it. Had an appt yesterday at 4:15. They call at 4 and tell me the dude isn't there, but I can go to the other salon and get a haircut. But in Friday afternoon traffic northbound on 95 - fuck no! So, I make them resched for today at 10am. Just get a call - dude isn't there today.

And Momma KB told me yesterday that I look like Patrick Dempsey with my hair.

Is this a problem....or an opportunity.....

gaaa!
 
Damn bor, Ive got a wedding to go to today also. We are looking more and more similar. Im afraid the similarities end with the hair however since Ive got a short ceasar type thing thats never on point but dont give a shit.
 
superdave said:
Damn bor, Ive got a wedding to go to today also. We are looking more and more similar. Im afraid the similarities end with the hair however since Ive got a short ceasar type thing thats never on point but dont give a shit.
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Nice dude, whose wedding? Mine is for my closest friend from college. I know his soon-to-be-wife too. Should be fun, as a group of my old college buddies will be there and I am friends with the groom's friends from home.

This will actually be the first non-family wedding I have ever attended (many more to come in the next few years tho). My goals:

- Dance like nobody is watching
- Drink a maximum of one drink per hour
- Approach any and every female in the room
 
KillahBee said:
Nice dude, whose wedding? Mine is for my closest friend from college. I know his soon-to-be-wife too. Should be fun, as a group of my old college buddies will be there and I am friends with the groom's friends from home.

This will actually be the first non-family wedding I have ever attended (many more to come in the next few years tho). My goals:

- Dance like nobody is watching
- Drink a maximum of one drink per hour
- Approach any and every female in the room
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and then wander off with the cute waiter after u get stinkin' drunk?


















j/k, bro
 
I'm Polish, we party just as hard at Funerals as we do at Weddings. I feel for ya, KB. You gotta have your hair on point or your lavender pocket square isn't going to look right.
 
rnch said:
vot'z da difference?

both are the ending of a life.........
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My sentiments exactly. LOL

(Although I must say, that I am truly happy that my "last life" ended and "my new life" has FINALLY begun.:))

Now back to KB's hair. :rainbow:
 
FYI - I shave my head (no clipper extensions) almost yearly in the summer. But I'm committed to trying this long hair thing out.

I can still make this all work. I am wearing a very classic style suit with a teeny bit of :sawastea: flare to it, so the outta control hair should create some interest.

Muffasa Dome Piece, niggaaaa!
 
KillahBee said:
FYI - I shave my head (no clipper extensions) almost yearly in the summer. But I'm committed to trying this long hair thing out.

I can still make this all work. I am wearing a very classic style suit with a teeny bit of :sawastea: flare to it, so the outta control hair should create some interest.

Muffasa Dome Piece, niggaaaa!
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So what fold did you go with on the pocket square?
 
KillahBee said:
FYI - I shave my head (no clipper extensions) almost yearly in the summer. But I'm committed to trying this long hair thing out.

I can still make this all work. I am wearing a very classic style suit with a teeny bit of :sawastea: flare to it, so the outta control hair should create some interest.

Muffasa Dome Piece, niggaaaa!
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LOL

Go git 'er done!

I expect to see several posts highlighting the debauchery that will undoubtedly follow.
 
redguru said:
So what fold did you go with on the pocket square?
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My friend, did you see the name of the second fold in that link? It was called "The Point Man". C'mon now, that's ALL me
 
KillahBee said:
My friend, did you see the name of the second fold in that link? It was called "The Point Man". C'mon now, that's ALL me
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Yes, I did. I knew it, just wanted to verify it for my own sense of being.
 
KillahBee said:
I have a wedding to go to today. And I have been in need of a haircut for about a month now, but have not had a second to get it. Had an appt yesterday at 4:15. They call at 4 and tell me the dude isn't there, but I can go to the other salon and get a haircut. But in Friday afternoon traffic northbound on 95 - fuck no! So, I make them resched for today at 10am. Just get a call - dude isn't there today.

And Momma KB told me yesterday that I look like Patrick Dempsey with my hair.

Is this a problem....or an opportunity.....

gaaa!
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Attention whore alert
:spin:
 
ortiz34 said:
Attention whore alert
:spin:
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more like goddamn metro faggot alert. I'm sorry you're having to miss your episodes of queer eye to go to a wedding. I'm sure you can find a bar with episodes on 24/7 to get your fix later.
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
more like goddamn metro faggot alert. I'm sorry you're having to miss your episodes of queer eye to go to a wedding. I'm sure you can find a bar with episodes on 24/7 to get your fix later.
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Speaking of queer eye, KC gonna win this week?
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
more like goddamn metro faggot alert. I'm sorry you're having to miss your episodes of queer eye to go to a wedding. I'm sure you can find a bar with episodes on 24/7 to get your fix later.
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:qt:
 
"this thread is useless without pics"




















no, not YOUR pics, bino!
 
KillahBee said:
Nice dude, whose wedding? Mine is for my closest friend from college. I know his soon-to-be-wife too. Should be fun, as a group of my old college buddies will be there and I am friends with the groom's friends from home.

This will actually be the first non-family wedding I have ever attended (many more to come in the next few years tho). My goals:

- Dance like nobody is watching
- Drink a maximum of one drink per hour
- Approach any and every female in the room
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The wedding is the friend of the lady I am seeing.
Goals:
-get turned on by girlfriend who will be hottest piece at the joint
-dont stay out too late so we can get home and get high/drunk
-introduce her to 70's porn i brought (remastered dvd)
 
Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow
 
KillahBee said:
When I said kid I meant someone my age - 27ish.

old fart
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you meant a nerdy 6 year old - dont lie.

"You so money you dont even know it"
 
cam phone pics of bride/groom:

2n67udy.jpg


2ppa15e.jpg


I'm hoping to get a copy of the video at some point, cause that thing was in my grill about 80% of the night. hopefully they got some of my sick moves
 
KillahBee said:
cam phone pics of bride/groom:

2n67udy.jpg


2ppa15e.jpg


I'm hoping to get a copy of the video at some point, cause that thing was in my grill about 80% of the night. hopefully they got some of my sick moves
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looks GuidoTastic
 
KillahBee said:
Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow
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this is one of the funniest post I have read in a while :)

lol thanks bro!
 
KillahBee said:
Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow
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lol holy crap, you dialed it in big time.
 
oh man, I remember doing an entire routine with my pocket square at some point. I kept passing it in between my legs uber fast like a basketball, then was using it to whip girls' behinds as they battled for my dance-attention.
 
KillahBee said:
oh man, I remember doing an entire routine with my pocket square at some point. I kept passing it in between my legs uber fast like a basketball, then was using it to whip girls' behinds as the battled for my dance-attention.
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A la Rip Torn?
 
KillahBee said:
I made Rip Torn look masculine
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You must be thinking of Rip Taylor. Rip Torn is more masculine than you'll ever be.

A pocket square is like a clip-on tie. I remember when real men used to have to know how to fold their silk handkerchief.
 
Mr. dB said:
You must be thinking of Rip Taylor. Rip Torn is more masculine than you'll ever be.

A pocket square is like a clip-on tie. I remember when real men used to have to know how to fold their silk handkerchief.
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Yeah, Rip Taylor.

and lol at you commenting.
 
Mr. dB said:
You must be thinking of Rip Taylor. Rip Torn is more masculine than you'll ever be.

A pocket square is like a clip-on tie. I remember when real men used to have to know how to fold their silk handkerchief.
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LOL, You were right, Rip Taylor. Shit, screwed that one up. He did fold his handkerchief into "the Point Man".
 
redguru said:
LOL, You were right, Rip Taylor. Shit, screwed that one up. He did fold his handkerchief into "the Point Man".
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I couldn't get The Point. It was very difficult. So I went with the last easy one, the square. Hell, I ended up taking the jacket off within a few minutes of tearing up that floor anyway, but it's cool - I put the pocket square in my shirt. Then used it later to seduce the crowd
 
KillahBee said:
Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow
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...
 
KillahBee said:
Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow
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You sound like an Icecapades shoe in KB.
 
My friend (the groom) just got back from the honeymoon and told me the morning after the wedding he got a text from some chick at the wedding that said "I will pay you $1,000 for the wedding vid. I need more KB"
 
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