ON POINT crisis....fantastic

[OMEGA]

Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow

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[mountain muscle]

Holy flaming fuck, people. Without any doubt in my mind I can make this statement:

I put in the single greatest performance in the history of weddings.

For all intents and purposes I had intercourse with the dance floor. I was the main attraction, to the point that I felt a little guilty re: the bride and groom. I got invited to three more weddings from people I just met that night and one older woman offered to pay my friend and I to come to another wedding. One kid came up to me at some point and said, "You redefine the word catalyst".

My dancing skills reached a level beyond ON POINT. I had a great dancing wingman too. I invented several new moves including The Winter Olympics (this was one of the first ones I pulled out, the one that made the bride tell me "everyone keeps asking me about you and that move you pulled out there"), The Matrix, The Bench Press, The Circuit Routine, The Jump Rope, The Pocket Square, The Urgent Phone Call, The Rock Star, and The Spotter. I also brought out the classics such as The Running Man, The Sprinkler, The Wheelbarrow, The Robot (but I added the move where you drop to your knees and then pull yourself up by the back of the collar), The Kid N Play, and the move where you hold your leg with one hand and jump over it with the other.

Wow. Just....wow

You sound like an Icecapades shoe in KB.

 

[KillahBee]

My friend (the groom) just got back from the honeymoon and told me the morning after the wedding he got a text from some chick at the wedding that said "I will pay you $1,000 for the wedding vid. I need more KB"

 

[Smurfy]

lol you fag.



bte i like the wedding hair. looks good like that

 

[Mr. dB]

Still sportin' the bowl cut?

 

[Mr. dB]

Yeah, Rip Taylor.

and lol at you commenting.

What, you have doubts about my sartorial splendor?

 

[KillahBee]

What, you have doubts about my sartorial splendor?

Absolutely not!