Ok ladies... stop being so married and older!

[artrius]

nuff said. Not to say that the ol' libido is in hyperdrive today

 

[artrius]

but I am god awful bored

 

[Gymgurl]

Make me change my mind about being married...the older part I can't fix

 

[pintoca]

Make me change my mind about being married...the older part I can't fix

Girl, you don't have to fix anything... we you just the way you are...

 

[Gymgurl]

Awww....thanks

Now where have you been?

 

[pintoca]

Awww....thanks

Now where have you been?

I was taking the baby to the Dr on Friday (vaccine) and again yesterday (vaccine reaction)... not getting much sleep (or anytrhing else for that matter) during the weekend.

Today I am in like "Automatic mode"... you could get away with any of your tricks and I wouldn't even notice...

Ahhh, the joy of parenthood

 

[Gymgurl]

Hope the reaction wasn't real bad and every thing is fine now....yes the joys of parenting

 

[pintoca]

Hope the reaction wasn't real bad and every thing is fine now....yes the joys of parenting

the is OK now and I am back in business

 

[Gymgurl]

What.... making more of em.........YIKES

 

[pintoca]

practice makes perfection... gotta practice a lot to make cute ones!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

you do not want them older and married
this = kids
and kids and old women = gigantic kitty
stick with the young tight ones

 

[SoKlueles]

you do not want them older and married
this = kids
and kids and old women = gigantic kitty
stick with the young tight ones

 

[artrius]

well we can work on the married bit

as for older, well, I'm not against it

 

[artrius]

you do not want them older and married
this = kids

that's the only hang up.... kids =

at least right now. I don't plan on sharing the wife with any thing for a while, certainly not some demon spawn of a succubus kid that drains every last cent out of you....

 

[artrius]

Make me change my mind about being married...

Well we can start working on that now 30 something y/o women are pretty hot too

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep glad you said 30 something....cause its going quick...

 

[*MissFit*]

lies

 

[Colonel Ingus]

Older usualy means that there are a lot less "games" being played. If she was at all adventurous in her youth, she'll be all the more interesting with the passing of the years.

As for married, well, everyone has to make their own decisions about that. I had totally different thoughts about marriage when I was 20 than I do now at 45.

Live and learn.

 

[Gymgurl]

Spoken like a true gentleman!

 

[artrius]

lies

if you're referring to me.... you have another thing coming... younger women are too uptight. I'm EXTREMELY attracted to women who understand sarcasm and dry humor, and that can take a joke and turn it back on me. one 40 something year old comes to mind.... man she was hot (physically attractive, too)... kind of scary, though, she had a kid older than me....

 

[*MissFit*]

go for it

if you're referring to me.... you have another thing coming... younger women are too uptight. I'm EXTREMELY attracted to women who understand sarcasm and dry humor, and that can take a joke and turn it back on me. one 40 something year old comes to mind.... man she was hot (physically attractive, too)... kind of scary, though, she had a kid older than me....

 

[artrius]

she had a disease tho, I couldn't deal with it...

I think it was called "MARRIED" or something....

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep that married disease could kill ya

 

[artrius]

or the husband....

That or the additional mortgages you get when you contract the disease... I mean kids.....

 

[Gymgurl]

yeah....so good no stings attached fucking is where it is at....

 

[artrius]

I'll take that. I won't tell if you won't Gotta love the 30something y/o women

 

[artrius]

damn I'll be 50 going after 70 year olds.... *shudder*

maybe I'll just trade in a 60 year old wife for a couple of 30 y/os. Lets see... who on here would I choose....

 

[Gymgurl]

You know there is this guy at my gym..he is hot...but he is 15 yrs younger then me.....But I can't stop looking!

 

[Dekaxx]

you do not want them older and married
this = kids
and kids and old women = gigantic kitty
stick with the young tight ones

Hammy you just have be blessed with enough cock to get past the used part

 

[artrius]

You know there is this guy at my gym..he is hot...but he is 15 yrs younger then me.....But I can't stop looking!

I can't stop looking at you either, what a coincidence. 15 years aint so bad, you know you want me, its just a matter of time....

 

[*MissFit*]

go for it

 

[artrius]

Hell yea I am.... married shmarried..... that can change with a few documents

 

[artrius]

oh, and CC... don't think i wouldn't prey on you in a heartbeat

 

[*MissFit*]

i thought i was too young?

oh, and CC... don't think i wouldn't prey on you in a heartbeat

 

[artrius]

so long as you're over 18

 

[artrius]

yup, 29 is good, very good... I won't have to trade you in for a while longer, either... saves on money

 

[Gymgurl]

Lol

 

[artrius]

hey you're not off the hook yet GG.... just cuz you're married doesn't mean that you're safe.... buahahahahahahaha.... no one is safe from the testosterone levels of a 22 year old

 

[Gymgurl]

Did you say you were married?

 

[artrius]

no, i most certainly did not I haven't been shackled just yet....

 

[Gymgurl]

Good i like em that way

 

[artrius]

i'm sure you'll like me in more ways than just that

 

[artrius]

hey CC, you're not married, are you?

 

[Gymgurl]

That answer is no...unless her and Geoboy tied the knot

 

[artrius]

sweet sweet, gonna have to bring in the wrecking crew on this one then

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL...You have got to get some sex soon

 

[artrius]

gf's in texas....

 

[Gymgurl]

Now that is a problem

 

[artrius]

LOL...You have got to get some sex soon

I'm ready when you are tho, I just hope you can keep up

 

[artrius]

ok so I probably need to change the title of the thread to "Ok ladies... stop being so married and having those damned kid thingamajiggers".....

 

[Gymgurl]

Lol

 

[artrius]

yep so when you come, just don't pack any kids or diapers in your purse and things will work out smoothly

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

geez, one shameless E-flirting thread is enough.....

 

[artrius]

bah.... too much boredom lately + too much test = lots of flirting....

heh not having to work much lately, i've got too much time on my hands