New Poll: Your Worst Sex Story!!!

[milo hobgoblin]

LOLsuagrplum.. fucking hilarious.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ok, not sex related but still funny....

A female friend of mine that sometimes spends the night (we don't have sex but she sleeps with me sometimes) came over one night and she had a skirt on. She wanted to change clothes into something easier to sleep in so I told her to go get whatever out of my bedroom to wear. She came back with one of my T-shirts and a pair of my boxers.

Now these boxers are what you would call a "cum rag" to clean up after my furious masturbation sessions. I don't think I had washed them in like 2 years, lol.
I could only imagine the crusty all over them.

She never said anything and I was too embarrassed too.

 

[RottenWillow]

Now these boxers are what you would call a "cum rag" to clean up after my furious masturbation sessions. I don't think I had washed them in like 2 years, lol.
I could only imagine the crusty all over them.

Hey maybe you'll wind up a daddy though!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey maybe you'll wind up a daddy though!

That would be my luck....pregnant without even getting any poontang, lol.

 

[jh1]

Ok, not sex related but still funny....

A female friend of mine that sometimes spends the night (we don't have sex but she sleeps with me sometimes) came over one night and she had a skirt on. She wanted to change clothes into something easier to sleep in so I told her to go get whatever out of my bedroom to wear. She came back with one of my T-shirts and a pair of my boxers.

Now these boxers are what you would call a "cum rag" to clean up after my furious masturbation sessions. I don't think I had washed them in like 2 years, lol.
I could only imagine the crusty all over them.

She never said anything and I was too embarrassed too.

OMFG... you really are nothing more than an older version of flyxgel...

JEEEZUZ..... you sleep with girls that you aren't nailing?

Somebody HELP THIS DUDE!

 

[got2getripped]

I went to this strip bar where I live and started to talk to one of the strippers after she was done with her dance. Anyway I got her to come over to my house to have a few drinks.Well I ended up having to many drinks. We started to go at it and about 30seconds into it I got whiskey dick and couldn't get it back up. She ended up leaving and that was the end of that. I learned a lesson though! They don't call it whiskey dick for nothing. For about a year after that, whenever I would get with a girl I would get real nervous before sex because I was afraid of the same thing happening to me again.Thank god it didn't.