Go with the redbull and vodka. It will give you wings but you won't know how to use the fucking things. Honestly though, it's a good drink. The redbull drowns the taste of the vodka. So you get blindsided by a smooth buz. Make sure its a good vodka though. Try it with Gray Goose Vodka.
hehehe, funny how a "blow job" was the first thing that I thought of. But that is more of a college party type of drink that you give to girls because they are easy to drink and very sweet. I usually go for the snake byte. It is guiness and a little bit of cider on top. Most of it is guiness so you don't look like a pussy, but it is 2 different colors so it is a good conversation starter... like WTF is that? If I were you I would stick to the classics though if you want to be safe. Wiskey Sour or Segrams & 7.