I would fuck them both, make them both my sex toys(waste not, want not). then I would be so tired I would take a nap. then when I woke up I would grab something to eat(make a sandwich or something). then I would go over to my computer and answer some of bigrickrock's e-mails...
Just fucking witcha bro.... seriously, fuck'em both. hide a camera post a video or take some pics. POST THEM !