my penis is smaller than yours

[HappyScrappy]

jelus?
why you so nasty?

 

[Manu]

1) my penis was small well before I ever did any AAS - also, "analgesic" means "pain killer" - but I'll assume you was a jokin

2) I have no clue what vixen was talking about.

3) athernipsty, everything is relative - are we related?

4) my alter ego is not plifter - but that guy was huge compared to me.

my arms are 5 inches around and well over 19 inches in length.
my thighs are 5 inches around, and well over 30 inches in length.
my waist is 45 inches around.
my penis is way smaller than all of that.

my doctor says I'm a medical marvel.

and whoever said I had a clit was way off - it is a "penis"
dumbass.

 

[HappyScrappy]

she's cute - and I don't usally like the Asians.

there is a chick that I see in Harvard and Porter Square near the T sometimes that it HOT. she is asian and nearly causes a car wreck everytime I see her.

hot hot hot.

usually not so much though. this one works though.

and yeah, my penis is small.

 

[Athernigy]

HappyCrappy's penis is small.

-sk

 

[HappyScrappy]

HappyCrappy's penis is small.

-sk

I see you are quick on the uptake.
one of those "can't get anything by this guy" sorta people.

good call, and thanks for chiming in.

 

[Athernigy]

I see you are quick on the uptake.
one of those "can't get anything by this guy" sorta people.

good call, and thanks for chiming in.

No problem cousin (since we are related). Wait, are you cousin Ronnie's kid?

-sk

 

[HappyScrappy]

No problem cousin (since we are related). Wait, are you cousin Ronnie's kid?

hmmm, maybe.
is cousin Ronnie retarded and talks with a lisp?
if so, yes, that is my dad. Ronnie Ronnerson.

 

[Athernigy]

hmmm, maybe.
is cousin Ronnie retarded and talks with a lisp?
if so, yes, that is my dad. Ronnie Ronnerson.

Hmm, I ment the white version of Coleman ...

-sk

 

[Testosterone boy]

I hear that many women prefer smaller endowments. Any luck telling chicks about your endowment?

Asian women should feel very comfortable with a smaller penis since that is the norm over there.

 

[Nathan]

Well, sure but do you wear a bowtie with purple poka dots?