my penis is smaller than yours

[HappyScrappy]

when I get really drunk, I tend to stand on top of things and yell two things:

1) I just shit my pants.

2) I have a very small and flaccid penis.

sometimes I don't yell and instead I whisper it to girls.

I still get laid

 

[Testosterone boy]

when I get really drunk, I tend to stand on top of things and yell two things:

1) I just shit my pants.

2) I have a very small and flaccid penis.

sometimes I don't yell and instead I whisper it to girls.

I still get laid

I actually heard a friend of mine say that he was small. Most guys call themselves average. Very few guys take credit for a large penis unless they are drunk.

Anyways....I was impressed with his candid confession. He was wasted of course.

Me....I find it fun to take credit for a mammoth penis. Its all about having fun.

 

[HappyScrappy]

chicks dig me because they can sleep right through it, and I'll never cause them any discomfort.

again, BHG says it best "I'm done in 60 seconds and you still want it enlarged"

 

[68GT350]

Damn my large penis...Damn it to hell.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Even smaller than a lepton or quark?

scientists are still up in the air on this.

when things get down to that level, it is very hard to observe them without disturbing your own observations.

that is part of my burden, being so incredibly tiny.

 

[KA-BAR]

My dick is tiny also. Its 6" long but really skinny. I would rather have it 3" long and 3" wide.

 

[Lumberg]

My penis is 6" in diameter and only 1" long.

JC

 

[spongebob]

Seriously.

Think about THAT asshole.

oh yea, well i have to push on my stomach just to get my nuts down for the ol lady.

 

[PinK233]

It's definitely bigger than mine....doh

 

[The Shadow]

hmmmmmm...not so sure...lemme think about it


lol


....6 inches around and an inch long




....doorknob