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my penis is smaller than yours

My dad used to have a scanning tunneling microscope (well, not his technically, but he used it, it was in his lab, etc).

That works in a very general sense like a record player - there is a tungsten pin that you cut at a certain angle and way to leave a single atom of the tungsten at the tip... no wait... was it atom or electron? I don't recall, but, then you drag it over what you want to scan and it goes up and down, and the tip is connected to a thing that watches that movement and then that is translated out to the screen and you get a scan of the thing you just scanned at the level of idiviudal atoms.
it worked best with large atoms - like scanning graphite - the carbon atoms all lined up were cool looking.

anyway - I used the same technique and dragged a sharp needle over my penis to see it better, and it hurt.
 
I dont have all those fancy schmancy devices like you..

I do know that I can anally intrude a fruit fly without making my presence known.
 
my dad no longer has the STM - it was back when he was a prof. so there.

and for all you haters - that is cool, if you got issues with it - then whatever - but I'm smaller than you and if that bothers you, then fuck off. go hate on someone else.

as the BHG once so elequently put, "I'm like Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye."
 
HappyScrappy said:
my dad no longer has the STM - it was back when he was a prof. so there.

and for all you haters - that is cool, if you got issues with it - then whatever - but I'm smaller than you and if that bothers you, then fuck off. go hate on someone else.

as the BHG once so elequently put, "I'm like Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye."
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But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
 
your penis is small because you take those analgesic steroids. They can kill you, and they make your penis smaller. lay off the diabanol and you should be fine.
 
KHMER ROGUE said:
So, you are admiting that your alter ego is plifter? The truth finally comes out.
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I post nonsense? You are as funny as christopher reeves trying to get into the shower; tie a microwave around your neck and jump off a bridge.
 
1) my penis was small well before I ever did any AAS - also, "analgesic" means "pain killer" - but I'll assume you was a jokin

2) I have no clue what vixen was talking about.

3) athernipsty, everything is relative - are we related?

4) my alter ego is not plifter - but that guy was huge compared to me.

my arms are 5 inches around and well over 19 inches in length.
my thighs are 5 inches around, and well over 30 inches in length.
my waist is 45 inches around.
my penis is way smaller than all of that.

my doctor says I'm a medical marvel.

and whoever said I had a clit was way off - it is a "penis"
dumbass.
 
it isn't like I have some disorder you horrible person you, it is just smaller than anything you have ever ever ever imagined.

imagine the smallest thing ever - EVER.
then go two steps smaller than that.
and you still haven't even come close to imagining how small my penis is.
 
*insert obligatory plifter joke and reference here*
 
HappyScrappy said:
1) my penis was small well before I ever did any AAS - also, "analgesic" means "pain killer" - but I'll assume you was a jokin

2) I have no clue what vixen was talking about.

3) athernipsty, everything is relative - are we related?

4) my alter ego is not plifter - but that guy was huge compared to me.

my arms are 5 inches around and well over 19 inches in length.
my thighs are 5 inches around, and well over 30 inches in length.
my waist is 45 inches around.
my penis is way smaller than all of that.

my doctor says I'm a medical marvel.

and whoever said I had a clit was way off - it is a "penis"
dumbass.
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Manu said:

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she's cute - and I don't usally like the Asians.

there is a chick that I see in Harvard and Porter Square near the T sometimes that it HOT. she is asian and nearly causes a car wreck everytime I see her.

hot hot hot.

usually not so much though. this one works though.

and yeah, my penis is small.
 
HappyScrappy said:


I see you are quick on the uptake.
one of those "can't get anything by this guy" sorta people.

good call, and thanks for chiming in.
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No problem cousin (since we are related). Wait, are you cousin Ronnie's kid?

-sk
 
Athernigy said:


No problem cousin (since we are related). Wait, are you cousin Ronnie's kid?
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hmmm, maybe.
is cousin Ronnie retarded and talks with a lisp?
if so, yes, that is my dad. Ronnie Ronnerson.
 
I hear that many women prefer smaller endowments. Any luck telling chicks about your endowment?

Asian women should feel very comfortable with a smaller penis since that is the norm over there.
 
when I get really drunk, I tend to stand on top of things and yell two things:

1) I just shit my pants.

2) I have a very small and flaccid penis.

sometimes I don't yell and instead I whisper it to girls.

I still get laid :)
 
HappyScrappy said:
when I get really drunk, I tend to stand on top of things and yell two things:

1) I just shit my pants.

2) I have a very small and flaccid penis.

sometimes I don't yell and instead I whisper it to girls.

I still get laid :)
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I actually heard a friend of mine say that he was small. Most guys call themselves average. Very few guys take credit for a large penis unless they are drunk.

Anyways....I was impressed with his candid confession. He was wasted of course.

Me....I find it fun to take credit for a mammoth penis. Its all about having fun. :)
 
chicks dig me because they can sleep right through it, and I'll never cause them any discomfort.

again, BHG says it best "I'm done in 60 seconds and you still want it enlarged"
 
Darktooth said:
Even smaller than a lepton or quark?
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scientists are still up in the air on this.

when things get down to that level, it is very hard to observe them without disturbing your own observations.

that is part of my burden, being so incredibly tiny.
 
hmmmmmm...not so sure...lemme think about it


lol


....6 inches around and an inch long




....doorknob
 
Cornholio said:
hmmmmmm...not so sure...lemme think about it


lol


....6 inches around and an inch long




....doorknob
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Or as my friend always says , "I'm hung like an elevator button." A very BIG elevator button.

JC
 
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