my penis is smaller than yours

[vixenbabe]

I'm thinking about it....

Asshole + Small tally whacker = Dance filled card for Happy Scrappy.

 

[Athernigy]

Seriously.

Think about THAT asshole.

Small is relative.

-sk

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

So, you are admiting that your alter ego is plifter? The truth finally comes out.

 

[Franco C]

So, you are admiting that your alter ego is plifter? The truth finally comes out.

I post nonsense? You are as funny as christopher reeves trying to get into the shower; tie a microwave around your neck and jump off a bridge.

 

[HappyScrappy]

1) my penis was small well before I ever did any AAS - also, "analgesic" means "pain killer" - but I'll assume you was a jokin

2) I have no clue what vixen was talking about.

3) athernipsty, everything is relative - are we related?

4) my alter ego is not plifter - but that guy was huge compared to me.

my arms are 5 inches around and well over 19 inches in length.
my thighs are 5 inches around, and well over 30 inches in length.
my waist is 45 inches around.
my penis is way smaller than all of that.

my doctor says I'm a medical marvel.

and whoever said I had a clit was way off - it is a "penis"
dumbass.

 

[nicknot]

heard about "micro clitorian penis" ?

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you a gentile, or did your Dad user the STM to cut you ?

 

[HappyScrappy]

it isn't like I have some disorder you horrible person you, it is just smaller than anything you have ever ever ever imagined.

imagine the smallest thing ever - EVER.
then go two steps smaller than that.
and you still haven't even come close to imagining how small my penis is.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I post nonsense? You are as funny as christopher reeves trying to get into the shower; tie a microwave around your neck and jump off a bridge.

KR 1 - Decem 0

Let's go again.

 

[WODIN]

*insert obligatory plifter joke and reference here*