Yeah, I had a hot prof for one of my first year classes. She was like 35, blonde, and hot as hell. Being an idiot, I tried flirting with her a few times and she just laughed it off. Eventually I found out she knew my mom and that almost killed it for me, but I'm a persistant bastard when I want to be.
Anyway, I came to class drunk one time (9:30am, which is a story in it's self...) and stayed aferwards to talk about a midterm. Naturally my judgement was shot to hell, so I started hitting on her...complimenting her smile, hair, etc. She was trying really hard not to chuckle at me, but eventually she just gave up and laughed her ass off.

hummmm..she had a great laugh too.
Eventually she kicked me out of the room.
I hooked up with some freinds 10 mins later, and told 'em about her They informed I was a moron for hitting on my _married_ prof.

After I sobered up a bit, I realized they had a point...so I apologized for it the next day, and she was totally cool about it. Said that if I was a bit older, and she wasn't married I might have had a chance. Man, that made my whole fucking week.
Got an 87 in the class too.
