my hot design prof... anyone else same experience?

[smallmovesal]

from england keeps giving me the "elevator look"

yesterday i caught him trying to look down my shirt several times... lol!

i'm really not going to do anything about it but i was wondering -has anyone else had that experience?

 

[freak daddy]

What's he looking for down your shirt????

 

[smallmovesal]

lol good question... there ain't no boobies down there

perhaps he thought he saw a quarter he dropped heehee

 

[MommaKin]

ya, what freak said

 

[freak daddy]

At least you have a sense of humor.

 

[MommaKin]

lol

lol good question... there ain't no boobies down there

perhaps he thought he saw a quarter he dropped heehee

 

[smallmovesal]

ya, what freak said

ok you aren't the peanut gallery how? or a retarded echo?

 

[velvett]

Yup.

But I ran into him 3 years after graduation and we had to figure out how we knew each other.


(Although it would have been nice if he HAD MENTIONED THAT HE WAS MARRIED a bit sooner.)

But now that I've sworn off assholes dating is far more enjoyable.

thankyouverymuch - yessireeeeeeeeeeeebob.

 

[smallmovesal]

lol!

 

[MommaKin]

excuse me? why is it freak says it and its ok, but, then i do and you flip?

ok you aren't the peanut gallery how? or a retarded echo?

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm just pointing out that you always do a face at a comment someone makes or just agree with them on my threads.

aka peanut gallery.

btw i thought you had me on ignore.

 

[spentagn]

it's more fun to bust your spot, so to speak

 

[spentagn]

wait, you have a straight design teacher

 

[MommaKin]

I do not always make a comment on your threads. In fact, most of your threads I don't even open.
I had you on ignore. I took you off.

i'm just pointing out that you always do a face at a comment someone makes or just agree with them on my threads.

aka peanut gallery.

btw i thought you had me on ignore.

 

[The Shadow]

wait, you have a straight design teacher

Bwwwaaaaghhh!!


I had a chick offer a bj if I would change her grade in Chem Lab form a D to a B.

 

[MommaKin]

besides, I was thinknig the same thing Freak said, but, knew if I would of said it first, you would of flipped.....

i'm just pointing out that you always do a face at a comment someone makes or just agree with them on my threads.

aka peanut gallery.

btw i thought you had me on ignore.

 

[freak daddy]

Bwwwaaaaghhh!!


I had a chick offer a bj if I would change her grade in Chem Lab form a D to a B.

Did you take her up on her offer?

 

[The Shadow]

Did you take her up on her offer?

Hell NO!!

Thank hoochie had a grill like a 58 Buick...now her lab partner however...

 

[buksoon]

Professors!!

Oh my goooood!!!

Okay, there was one who taught American Lit. He was gay, and his bio said "Queer Theorist" before it said anything about lit specialty.

I didn't care! I was CRAZY for him (and Fro, he shaved his head too, come to think of it!). He taught Moby Dick. Porn! Smuthound! I wrote him a love letter once. He was the obsession of that semester!

Then I get to grad school and fall in love with another professor, but this one is "bi" (but I think leaning the other way b/c he was entirely too interested in hearing about this first professor!).

Anyway, at a department Christmas party, I laid it on the line. "I love you," I said. So we just kissed a bit in my car, and he wrestled with his conscious and at one point pulled away and said: "I haven't even read your final paper!"

What is it about them???

 

[frorider6]

Re: Professors!!

Oh my goooood!!!

Okay, there was one who taught American Lit. He was gay, and his bio said "Queer Theorist" before it said anything about lit specialty.

I didn't care! I was CRAZY for him (and Fro, he shaved his head too, come to think of it!). He taught Moby Dick. Porn! Smuthound! I wrote him a love letter once. He was the obsession of that semester!

Then I get to grad school and fall in love with another professor, but this one is "bi" (but I think leaning the other way b/c he was entirely too interested in hearing about this first professor!).

Anyway, at a department Christmas party, I laid it on the line. "I love you," I said. So we just kissed a bit in my car, and he wrestled with his conscious and at one point pulled away and said: "I haven't even read your final paper!"

What is it about them???

So what was your grade on that paper?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I once had a woman mentor.

One day she 'mysteriously' passed out, and I took advantage.

She tried to sue me.

I won.

She once spoke of a place people go when they do wrong.

I hope she enjoys herself there.

 

[68GT350]

excuse me? why is it freak says it and its ok, but, then i do and you flip?

Cuz you're a bitch.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Bang him in class smalls and get a "A" At least someone loves your A-cup boobies! Use it to your advantage!

 

[smallmovesal]

how many times do i have to tell ya i'm a B cup you goof?!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

how many times do i have to tell ya i'm a B cup you goof?!

Goof who the fuck are you calling a goof! You can stick it you goofball! And you are still A-cup! I don't care what you say! My gyno nipples are bigger than your tits!

 

[Taps]

Yeah, I had a hot prof for one of my first year classes. She was like 35, blonde, and hot as hell. Being an idiot, I tried flirting with her a few times and she just laughed it off. Eventually I found out she knew my mom and that almost killed it for me, but I'm a persistant bastard when I want to be.

Anyway, I came to class drunk one time (9:30am, which is a story in it's self...) and stayed aferwards to talk about a midterm. Naturally my judgement was shot to hell, so I started hitting on her...complimenting her smile, hair, etc. She was trying really hard not to chuckle at me, but eventually she just gave up and laughed her ass off. hummmm..she had a great laugh too.
Eventually she kicked me out of the room.

I hooked up with some freinds 10 mins later, and told 'em about her They informed I was a moron for hitting on my _married_ prof. After I sobered up a bit, I realized they had a point...so I apologized for it the next day, and she was totally cool about it. Said that if I was a bit older, and she wasn't married I might have had a chance. Man, that made my whole fucking week.

Got an 87 in the class too.

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah well i hear yoda's dong is bigger than yours

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

yeah well i hear yoda's dong is bigger than yours

His dong may be, but my Schlong is a ten foot pounder! So to translate in Canadian that means one big package! But my nuts are another story!