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My dog just ate my dbol!

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No shit guys. I was just doing an iventory of my gear and had some of it laying on the bed when my wife let the dogs in and my 10 month old male black lab ate about 15 of my 10mg ttokkyo dbols. What the fuck should I do? I dont know if I should call my vet and try to explain it to him or just keep an eye on him for a few hours. He is about 85-90lbs, does anybody have an answer?
 
LOL, I would keep a eye on him because may turn into a beast...j/k, But he ate 15 of them, i would watch him and see if you see anything is different in him, if he starts acting weird i would call the vet.
 
I personally don't think this is funny. 150mg in one shot is quite a lot. I'd take him to the vet but then again I don't have any dosing experience with dogs...
 
jstrong20 said:
Nothing to worrry about because their is crazy mofo's that take that dose and I don't think it will hurt your dog.
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But these crazy mofo's are 250lbs and have been chewing dbol like candy for years...a 85lb dog with his first experience with AS at 150mg dbol is something to worry about...
 
LMFAO-I'd make sure he's training hard and eating enough protein--seriously though, he'll be fine-my pit ate some AD last year and was only 8 months old (not on purpose) and was fine
 
I don't know, maybe give him a laxitave or something. Hell I'd give him something that would make him throw up. All that dbol can't be too good for the liver. But then again dogs eat their own shit and don't seem to mind.
 
I have two boxers and a pit, between the three of them, over the last few months they've busted into my room and eaten nolvadex, winny, flax seed oil, multi-vitamins, tar from the new roof, cat shit, dog shit, ear plugs, a big candle, three pillows, four cds, and possibly a vicodin. I think dogs' stomachs are made from steel bro. But, 150mgs is a lot, so just keep an eye on him.
 
Thaibox said:
I have two boxers and a pit, between the three of them, over the last few months they've busted into my room and eaten nolvadex, winny, flax seed oil, multi-vitamins, tar from the new roof, cat shit, dog shit, ear plugs, a big candle, three pillows, four cds, and possibly a vicodin. I think dogs' stomachs are made from steel bro. But, 150mgs is a lot, so just keep an eye on him.
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I think this is the funniest shit I've ever read bro.
 
Some of these posts are funny as shit!!!:D But seriously he will be fine. A one time shot like that is no biggie. Think about Test suspension. It is 100mg and is out in one day. He will be fine! Hell my friends girlfriend took 3 anadrol because he had them hid in an asprin bottel and she had a headache!!:mix: Now that was funny as shit! we laughed our asses off. We kept telling her she was going to grow a 7" penis and she was semi-believing us!!:)
 
My kids have pet rats on one of then got into a bag of the old IP clen. I came in the room and she ran off. The bag was chewed open and 2 tabs were on the floor that had both been nibbled on. I was laughing my ass off because those rats are a pain in the ass anyway. That female was running around the house like she was on fire for most of the night, but all was ok the next morning.
 
genarr3 said:
What kind of experience does he have with gear? What are his goals? How long has he been training? We need more info.
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That is too funny!!! I would think that might make your dog throwup. 150mg on sitting????
 
Don't worry

Ttokkyo manufactures for animals. Isn't their mascot a bull Mastiff?
No seriously, I think he will be fine, give him a lot of water because this will affect his mineral corticoids and if he has any reaction(I doubt he will) call a vet
JWGS
 
genarr3 said:
What kind of experience does he have with gear? What are his goals? How long has he been training? We need more info.
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bwahhhahahahaha
 
for precaution, you could give him 2-3 tabs or Arimidex. Never saw a dog with gyno but it must not be pretty.

Andre
 
genarr3 said:
What kind of experience does he have with gear? What are his goals? How long has he been training? We need more info.
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:FRlol: :spit: :lmao:

that was the funniest thing of all the week!!

negaun
 
Dog will be fine. My dog got into my synthroid once. She took about 650 mcg of thyroid. She was out of her mind. The vet said one time high doses of hormones will not hurt a dog. She said its long term use that does damage.
 
Don't stress it. Nothing will probably happen to him except he might bite your wife's face off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Believe it or not, your 90 pound dog can handle that dose of dbol better than a 200 pound human could. Dogs can tolerate high doses of medication when taken orrally. My grandma's dog ate a bottle of vicodin she had, he probably ate about 30 of them, and was fine, a little sleepy, but was ok, and this was a 40 pound dog. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Dogs have very strong stomachs.
 
just watch out for any nut shrinkage......lol, then give him some clomid. hopefully he wont start screwing the couch and humping any of your friends that come over. i sorry but this was to funny to pass up. good luck
 
Well guys, about 24hrs has passed and my dog seems to be doing alright. I did call the vet and tried to explain the situation as best I could. He just told me to keep him extra hydrated to try to flush out his system and keep an eye on him. I wish he would have chewed my wifes face off for letting him in cause now I'm out 15 dbol. I guess next time I will be a little more careful when going through my stuff. Oh by the way, thanks for the more than funny responces, I needed a good laugh today!
 
brainiac said:
It should not kill him but i do like the laxative idea....just don't know what a dog laxative is....
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Give the dog some castor oil....pour it down his mouth and hold it shut. This will make the dog puke! but gets most of it out of it's stomach. My two labs ate rat poision.I called poison control and that's what they told me to do..........that was 4 years ago and dogs are still ok. Good luck bro.
 
Thaibox said:
I have two boxers and a pit, between the three of them, over the last few months they've busted into my room and eaten nolvadex, winny, flax seed oil, multi-vitamins, tar from the new roof, cat shit, dog shit, ear plugs, a big candle, three pillows, four cds, and possibly a vicodin. I think dogs' stomachs are made from steel bro. But, 150mgs is a lot, so just keep an eye on him.
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lmfao............. i have one of those kind too, hes eaten paper towels( by the roll) hand towels, bath towels, spare change, my wifes panties, my socks and his own shit. hell, hes even swallowed a couple disposable cigarette lighters. he will be fine bro, dont worry.


peace bb79
 
a dog is a mans best friend, no lie i have a 3 year old beagle friendly as all hell but when it comes to food look out!! everytime i eat a snack// eg.. chicken most of the time watch out! i will be in the family room enjoying if anyone comes near me while im eating he will growl and then chase you out of the room. he knows whats left is his and dont mess with it. what a companion! cats suck ass
 
My vet told me a funny story about a guy that brought his dog in with something hanging out of its ass. Well it turned out that his dog ate one of his socks and has actually trying to shit a sock. On a better note my dog is fine. Thanks again for the concern and comments.
 
He may be 100 lbs. in a few days, but he will be back to 90 lbs. within a week. LOL! Just don't let him get a hold of the postman's leg for a few days.
 
Hey bro, If it were me I'd have taken the oportunity and quickly shaved him bald, gave him some tattoos followed by a shot of about 1500mgs of test suspension and of course some nolvadex in case he's gyno prone. Then I would've then let him loose on my motorcycle to see how many of the neighbors' dogs he could knock up!
lololololl!!

Just kidding, I don't really have a bike! lol:D
 
genarr3 said:
What kind of experience does he have with gear? What are his goals? How long has he been training? We need more info.
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HAHAHAHA:FRlol: :FRlol:HAHAHAHA
i rarely lol but i'm seriously lol'in over here
 
this is the funniest thing I've read since the guy who injected straight into the ring of his asshole. Well, i mean the responses are funny, I love my dog like crazy and i'd be pretty freaked out if it was me. One time I was laying out some fishing gear and I thought my bitch ate one of the fish hooks. After a couple hundred dollars and a scope of her internals as well as xrays, I found the hook I thought she ate, laying on the floor.
 
Latamier said:
Well guys, about 24hrs has passed and my dog seems to be doing alright. I did call the vet and tried to explain the situation as best I could. He just told me to keep him extra hydrated to try to flush out his system and keep an eye on him. I wish he would have chewed my wifes face off for letting him in cause now I'm out 15 dbol. I guess next time I will be a little more careful when going through my stuff. Oh by the way, thanks for the more than funny responces, I needed a good laugh today!
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A good sport, I like that!
 
:D Glad to see that your dog is ok. Did he gain any weight from that I have a freind that has a pit and he wants to give him some AS. I don't know why he wants to do this it is not my dog.........TAPOUTM :fro:
 
The Nature Boy said:
I don't know, maybe give him a laxitave or something. Hell I'd give him something that would make him throw up. All that dbol can't be too good for the liver. But then again dogs eat their own shit and don't seem to mind.
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I can't beleive you said that!! If the dude would have fellowed what you said, his dog would have died right away! Giving laxative to a dog can kill him. No joke, their intestine are not able to support laxative (not all but almost all of the laxative) and it can actually made it tear!

Well, when I read your post, I made sure he didn't done what you said because I was freaking out as hell!
 
since your dog is obviously going to be shut down for a while, he can come over and hook up with my female chocolate lab. she looks lonely
 
brainiac said:
It should not kill him but i do like the laxative idea....just don't know what a dog laxative is....
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....a dog laxative....
you can give them the same pill that you would take yourself, but in a smaller dose...like cutting the pill in half.
 
Latamier said:
. He just told me to keep him extra hydrated to try to flush out his system and keep an eye on him.
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ROTFLLMFAO.....

how exactly do you keep a dog hydrated?????
 
juicedmullet said:
since your dog is obviously going to be shut down for a while, he can come over and hook up with my female chocolate lab. she looks lonely
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'your' female choc. lab?? hmmm....
you don't even like her....and trust me, she knows it.
 
Dude gald to hear your dog is okay, I love my rottie and would hate to lose her like that. By the way a retired vet once told me that cottage cheese makes a good laxative for dogs, just in case you ever have the need for one.
 
The funniest thing about this thread is the ttkoyyo d-bol's are fake anyway. At least the ones I bought were a while back...lol
 
Latamier said:
My vet told me a funny story about a guy that brought his dog in with something hanging out of its ass. Well it turned out that his dog ate one of his socks and has actually trying to shit a sock. On a better note my dog is fine. Thanks again for the concern and comments.
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haha that's funny. i got a good story for you along those lines. my dad was making deer balogna once, and he wraps it in cheese cloth. well our dog at that time, a 100lb chesapeake bay retriever, decided he liked the smell of the deer balogna that was on the cheese cloth in the garbage can. so he ate it. worst part is that my dad had to actually pull the cheese cloth the rest of the way out of the dogs ass because the dog couldn't shit it out the whole way.
 
HOLY SHIT IM CRYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD...haha what are his goals, HAHAHA

Make sure to get him some clomid to use when he is done with the d-bols. Otherwise he isn't going to keep those gains.
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HAHAHHA that is so fucking funny
 
What ever you do don't let him do any squats or deadlifts, he'll have back pumps like a motherfucker!! No long walks either or you'll be carrying him home. LOL

Glad to hear your dog is doing fine!
 
I was really hoping that he would not develope a serious attitude problem. By the way, the Ttokkyo dbol he ate was very real. I have never gotten any fake Tt dbol. This post was started a very long time ago however. If he ate some of ttokkyos gear now, I wouldnt really worry about it.
 
This fucking thread is awesome, I think this ranks with the moron that stuck his pin in his anus... FUCK this is GREAT shit!!! I wish I had a "Mass Karma" button, all you fuckers deserve something. I needed this laugh so bad, thanks all (mostly the bastards that want fido to run his anti-e's... fuck that is good...)
 
If someone had the money to burn, I think it would interesting to put a dog on a cycle, like 5-10m d-bol a day and some test injects, then like walk him up-hill everyday and see if he bulks; I don't really think it would hurt the dog..
 
PowderDragon said:
If someone had the money to burn, I think it would interesting to put a dog on a cycle, like 5-10m d-bol a day and some test injects, then like walk him up-hill everyday and see if he bulks; I don't really think it would hurt the dog..
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oh my god... lmfao:bawling:
 
granby140 said:
nah i wish i had a pet bunny rabbit i coul juice up
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I once heard that there was a guy that kept injecting a fish (not sure what kind) with juice to get it bigger. Turns out he caught a world record fish!:p ;)
 
ask the dog if he's having too much back pumps...
 
lol. I thought about this thread a few months ago when I dropped a tab of lasix on the floor and my cat hurried up and gobbled it up. I could not believe it. lol. I almost pissed my pants watching him in the litter box.
 
Objective: you must stick a transfer needle out of his bloodstream and into yours to combine bloodlevels and get your dbol's worth.

From previous experience, blood concentrations of the lost dbol should be recoverd by the 4-5 hour mark.

Good luck sport

Taz
 
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