My Blonde Gym Story :)

[Daisy_Girl]

So I bought some new sneakers the other weekend - we went to the Nike Outlet and bought TWO new pairs. I was so excited. When I buy sneakers, I usually only try on the right one - it is my "bigger" foot. I always know that if a sneaker fits my right foot well, it will fit my left no problem. So that is what I did at the store.

Tuesday, I tossed one pair of new shoes in my gym bag. I bring my gym clothes to work, and change at the gym. I go get dressed in the locker room, like usual. I put on my left shoe first (like I always do). It feels funny, like it is on the wrong foot. I was like "you dumb jackass, you put your shoe on the wrong foot!" So I take it off, put it on the right foot. Ahhhhhh, much better. It *was* the wrong foot.

Then I reach for the other shoe (the "left" shoe) and put it on. WTF? It feels strange! So I take it off and look at it. Hmmm, looks like the right shoe - but that can't be, can it? So I take off the right shoe and compare. They look damn similar. But I MUST be wrong. So I out both of them back on, stand up, and look down.

BOTH of my feet are "pointing" or curving to the LEFT. Which means that I had TWO RIGHT SHOES. I am a certifiable jackass. And WOW, the left foot HURT.

So at this point I was like "can I work out like this?". Well, I am only doing 30 minutes of cardio on the elliptical ..... so I sucked it up and did it. Not happily though. I felt like the BIGGEST jackass. And my left foot HURT HURT HURT the entire time! I hope nobody noticed.

Obviously, I am returning them this weekend to exchange one right shoe for a left shoe.

Only a blonde .........

 

[jenscats5]

 

[courtneybcca]

oh my goodness... thank you for the giggle!! I bet you never only try on one shoe ever again..., heehee

 

[necia]

hahahahhahahaha Daisy. I had a coworker that bought tennis shoes, Keds or something like that. She put them on, left her house, arrived at work, and it took us to question why her shoes look funny. She never even noticed. I call that a bleached blonde moment.

Necia

 

[Sassy69]

That's some serious dedication on the 30 min of cardio agony though!

I do that as well w/ my left foot being the bigger of the two, though i've never bought 2 left shoes ... and I'm a natural blond...... although I'm currently a "bleach brunette" (??) -- does that give me an 'out' from those moments??

 

[jenscats5]

I once walked off the treadmill when I was watching a firetruck go by.....And another time I dropped my magazine onto the tread & it shot into the weight area....

 

[Daisy_Girl]

That's some serious dedication on the 30 min of cardio agony though!

I do that as well w/ my left foot being the bigger of the two, though i've never bought 2 left shoes ... and I'm a natural blond...... although I'm currently a "bleach brunette" (??) -- does that give me an 'out' from those moments??

LMAO, I wonder if I dye my hair brown, like I want to, I will be exempt from the blonde moments too .

 

[Sassy69]

However I have blond highlights so I'm not completely off the hook.....

 

[jenscats5]

No matter how much you ladies try to cover up your blonde-ness - you'll always be a blonde.....

 

[*Bunny*]

LMAO, I wonder if I dye my hair brown, like I want to, I will be exempt from the blonde moments too .

'artificial’ intelligence...

Cute story DG! Hope all is well in land