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Whats the most outrageous sex story you've ever heard, or been involved in?
Here's one of mine:
Back when I was still in high school, there was a kid named David Jennson who was an all out weirdo. The kid was loony, literally. In fact, one day he came to school with a haircut that he gave to himself. He looked like he attempted a bowl haircut without the bowl! It looked awful. Kids from all grades were peeking into his classes all day just to get a glimpse of it. The next day he came in with a crew cut. His grandpa must've had him get one.
You see, David's parents died when he was just a baby and he lived on a farm with his grandpa. Word was, David collected hundreds of thousands of $$$ in the life insurance. So he was crazy, but rich.
After high school was over (he actually finished), his grandpa had him get a job at a local turkey farm. I had a friend who's dad worked at the same place. Somehow my friend's dad became friendly with David after a while.
One Saturday, my friend and I stopped in at his house before heading out to the evenings festivities. His dad was sitting in the living room watching tv with a cold beer. "This day's been completely shot to hell!" he said. "Why, what's up?" my friend asked. "Aww, I just saw something that just makes me feel completely shitty" his dad replied. "What was that?" my friend asked. This is what he told us:
Him and his buddy Mike had went out to David's farm to pick up a load of gravel for Mike's driveway. After they got out there, David was leading them over to where they could get the gravel. On the way, my friend's dad noticed that in a barn, there was a little shetlen pony tied up to a pole by the neck. By this, I mean the neck was right on the pole, and it was tied so tight that the pony couldn't hardly move. "Why do you have that pony tied up like that, David?" he asked. Without a word, David pulled down his pants, sat down on a pile of railroad ties, and started stroking himself off. Once he got hard, he stood up, walked over to behind the little shetlen pony, and started fucking it. They couldn't believe their eyes! They both busted out laughing so hard that he said that by the time they quit, they were both literally laying on the ground.
My friend's dad went on to tell us how David's hands were caressing that horses ass as he was pumping away "just like it was a woman!". He said that little horse's back leg was "just stompin up and down" the whole time. After David was done, and they were back on their way to the gravel, my friend's dad started to kinda give David some shit about it. He asked David what the hell is he going to do if he knocked up that pony, and she started having little half-horse half-David babies. "She won't, she just pisses it right out." was David's serious reply (remember, this kid has no brain).
After they got done loading the gravel, my friends dad said to Mike, "I wish we never even came out here". "So do I" Mike replied. Neither of them felt like unloading gravel after that, and my friends dad just needed to get some beers in him instead. We knew how he felt; just hearing the story made me feel like I needed to take a bath or something.
True story. The names HAVEN'T been changed to protect the innocent.
Here's one of mine:
Back when I was still in high school, there was a kid named David Jennson who was an all out weirdo. The kid was loony, literally. In fact, one day he came to school with a haircut that he gave to himself. He looked like he attempted a bowl haircut without the bowl! It looked awful. Kids from all grades were peeking into his classes all day just to get a glimpse of it. The next day he came in with a crew cut. His grandpa must've had him get one.
You see, David's parents died when he was just a baby and he lived on a farm with his grandpa. Word was, David collected hundreds of thousands of $$$ in the life insurance. So he was crazy, but rich.
After high school was over (he actually finished), his grandpa had him get a job at a local turkey farm. I had a friend who's dad worked at the same place. Somehow my friend's dad became friendly with David after a while.
One Saturday, my friend and I stopped in at his house before heading out to the evenings festivities. His dad was sitting in the living room watching tv with a cold beer. "This day's been completely shot to hell!" he said. "Why, what's up?" my friend asked. "Aww, I just saw something that just makes me feel completely shitty" his dad replied. "What was that?" my friend asked. This is what he told us:
Him and his buddy Mike had went out to David's farm to pick up a load of gravel for Mike's driveway. After they got out there, David was leading them over to where they could get the gravel. On the way, my friend's dad noticed that in a barn, there was a little shetlen pony tied up to a pole by the neck. By this, I mean the neck was right on the pole, and it was tied so tight that the pony couldn't hardly move. "Why do you have that pony tied up like that, David?" he asked. Without a word, David pulled down his pants, sat down on a pile of railroad ties, and started stroking himself off. Once he got hard, he stood up, walked over to behind the little shetlen pony, and started fucking it. They couldn't believe their eyes! They both busted out laughing so hard that he said that by the time they quit, they were both literally laying on the ground.
My friend's dad went on to tell us how David's hands were caressing that horses ass as he was pumping away "just like it was a woman!". He said that little horse's back leg was "just stompin up and down" the whole time. After David was done, and they were back on their way to the gravel, my friend's dad started to kinda give David some shit about it. He asked David what the hell is he going to do if he knocked up that pony, and she started having little half-horse half-David babies. "She won't, she just pisses it right out." was David's serious reply (remember, this kid has no brain).
After they got done loading the gravel, my friends dad said to Mike, "I wish we never even came out here". "So do I" Mike replied. Neither of them felt like unloading gravel after that, and my friends dad just needed to get some beers in him instead. We knew how he felt; just hearing the story made me feel like I needed to take a bath or something.
True story. The names HAVEN'T been changed to protect the innocent.
