Most annoying pick-up lines...

[MissJanet79]

(similiar to Anya's annoying catch phrases thread in C&C)... got me thinkin' what is the most annoying lines guys say to you ladies?!

 

[FigureSkater]

Spit or swallow?
Let's play battleship...I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me (a guy friend of mine used this one in high school...6 yrs later we still make fun of him for it)

Guys in the gym the other day:
Baby I got a muscle you can help me work...
While doing SLDL's, a sketchy guy comes up behind me...Can I spot you, girl? (to which I replied "no I don't need you standing behind me and staring at my ass, I can do this myself, thanks.")

The usual comments yelled at me by obnoxious guys when I'm walking to/from work:
How youu doiin?
Hey baby want a ride?
Damn!
Nice booty!

 

[RottenWillow]

Guys in the gym the other day:
Baby I got a muscle you can help me work...

I've noticed the only way to encourage guys to STFU when they're in a group like that is to sufficiently embarrasss them.

Next time say, "no thanks I prefer working large muscle groups"

 

[dirty~d~]

"You look like you could use a warm body to keep you company tonight."

My cold heart shows that much, huh? Hmmm.

 

[jenscats5]

"Woooooh!!!!" Yelled from a moving car......yeah, I want to sleep with YOU!!

"Titties!!!!" yelled again from a moving car......

The "eyeball" -- you keep staring at me & I'll shove my drink up your nose!!

 

[Lililston]

"Woooooh!!!!" Yelled from a moving car......

"Titties!!!!" yelled again from a moving car......

The "eyeball" -- you keep staring at me & I'll shove my drink up your nose!!

lol those^ are considered lines??

 

[jenscats5]

LOL, I don't know but thats the closest I guess I come to anymore.....

 

[FigureSkater]

Guys are too lazy for pickup lines nowadays. They've moved on to just yelling obnoxious comments with little wit in them.

 

[Lililston]

They've moved on to just yelling obnoxious comments with little wit in them.

^yeah but those ARE annoying!

but some lines are not annoying unless they are perverted in some way

 

[mbrooke5]

"Have I met you before?" um...no & if I did then I'd talk to you