Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[columbia58]

Hey i have a moron at the GYM, funny to say, it was ME!

Too much protein for the day, Lets just say Let a TOOT out, GF was there so i really didnt care too much lol.

I let it out in the AB section, wich is about 10 feet from the treadmills, etc.

about 5 seconds later, 1 by one the place started to clear out. lmao it was so funny, AS my girlfriend is calling me gross, i can see like 4 women laughing as they walked by because i was proud of it.

Ah cockiness is one hell of a thing.

I love my protein

Now thats some funny stuff....

 

[Island Son]

exhaling like the airbrakes on a semi on a set of 3, then grunting on a set of 8
i don't know what got into me.... i'm sorry

 

[djeclipse]

Hey! What'd everybody do w/ DJeclipse? LoL

lol, they'd have no one to k-bomb...

 

[heatherrae]

i did something funny the other day. i was doing decline dumbell bench press with the 95s and did a set of 10 with good form, but when i went to do a swing situp to get up, my one leg slid out of the feet hooks and eventually the other did and i slid down the bench sideways pinned under the dumbells with my legs straight up in the air and the one dumbell rolled over my face and the other went rolling like 20 feet away. i got up and looked around embarassed but started laughing and this one guy was at the preacher curl thing with his head down like tryin not to laugh. fuck im so glad there werent many people there.

hehehe...I would have paid to have seen that one. =-)

 

[Skarh]

Ok im havin an off day lol...today the moron in the gym was me

I just got to the gym and im workin on the 5x5 program so squats was on the agenda first. I put a bar on the rack and as i try to go under the bar to check and make sure its the right height, i crack my head off the bar and it makes a loud dong noise. As im daised i trip backwards over a plate on the floor behind me and land flat on my back...after about 5 mins i get up to notice some girl just standin there smilin at me from across the gym lol

Then to top it off when i get home, i go to mix a protein shake in the blender and somehow forgot to put the lid on...needless to say more protein was on me than in me...but i blame that one on the head shot i took lol

 

[heatherrae]

Ok im havin an off day lol...today the moron in the gym was me

I just got to the gym and im workin on the 5x5 program so squats was on the agenda first. I put a bar on the rack and as i try to go under the bar to check and make sure its the right height, i crack my head off the bar and it makes a loud dong noise. As im daised i trip backwards over a plate on the floor behind me and land flat on my back...after about 5 mins i get up to notice some girl just standin there smilin at me from across the gym lol

Then to top it off when i get home, i go to mix a protein shake in the blender and somehow forgot to put the lid on...needless to say more protein was on me than in me...but i blame that one on the head shot i took lol

hehehe...good one.

 

[iggy]

A teammate of mine weighs about 320lbs, and he hardly ever lifts. He's a junior now and he benches about 135. One day i told him to do crazy 7's. benching 95lbs as many times as he could. so i was spotting him and right when he lifted up the bar and went down, then a few inches up, he was leaning the weight back and forth as i told him to keep it straight and the 25lb weights started jumping off of each side (he didn't put a clip on). I had the bar so quickly. Then when he was about to rack it, he threw the bar over the rack and it almost hit me in the head.

Another time, this not so smart Sophmore on my team loaded up 315 on the squat rack and tried to do what he thought was a squat (barely squatting down) without any spotter. He fell over the ground and hurt his back. Another time I went down to the weight room, looked over, and asked him what the hell he was doing. I saw that he loaded up 225lbs on the squat rack and had a box with three rubber 45lb plates. He was backing his ass and touching the rubber plates without squatting down at all. I asked him, "Brand, what the hell are you doing?" "Box Squat's", he replied. So i had to explain to him the utter importance of squats again.

 

[silver_shadow]

Another time I went down to the weight room, looked over, and asked him what the hell he was doing. I saw that he loaded up 225lbs on the squat rack and had a box with three rubber 45lb plates. He was backing his ass and touching the rubber plates without squatting down at all. I asked him, "Brand, what the hell are you doing?" "Box Squat's", he replied. So i had to explain to him the utter importance of squats again.

box squats?! ROFL!

 

[lanky]

the other day i decided to try and use the swimming pool in the gym...but when i got there they closed the pool due to a kid laying a "BABY RUTH BAR" in the pool..i am not talking about the candy either.

 

[vansmack2000]

the other day i decided to try and use the swimming pool in the gym...but when i got there they closed the pool due to a kid laying a "BABY RUTH BAR" in the pool..i am not talking about the candy either.

one of the best scenes ever
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0726/photo/pool.jpg