Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[SgtSlaughter]

Yup keep thinking that.... We all just jump in the shower together and wash each other up and down real slow.

that's hawt.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

I just choked my chicken

 

[xblitz44x]

Yesterday an older guy told me to never do pullups (wide grip'ish) because they stretch and spread out your shoulders so you're not 'compact' enough to bench heavy.

 

[treilin]

I seriously just choked on my chicken

Well we don't want to ruin his image of the ladies locker room now do we... *cough* I mean it's all so intimate they even have a huge bed with satin sheets we all play on and toss pillows at each other *cough*
O.k. reality check... Sorry it's more like overweight, skin folds, dental floss between dimpled cheeks, hair EVERYWHERE... floor, ceiling, and yes covered bodies... Where you are not sure if you are looking at a man or women. Ohhh and who could forget the women who sit their 300 pound zit covered butts down on the bench with no towel under them and snort real loud....
Believe me it's a Picasso painting...

 

[alex2678]

Well we don't want to ruin his image of the ladies locker room now do we... *cough* I mean it's all so intimate they even have a huge bed with satin sheets we all play on and toss pillows at each other *cough*
O.k. reality check... Sorry it's more like overweight, skin folds, dental floss between dimpled cheeks, hair EVERYWHERE... floor, ceiling, and yes covered bodies... Where you are not sure if you are looking at a man or women. Ohhh and who could forget the women who sit their 300 pound zit covered butts down on the bench with no towel under them and snort real loud....
Believe me it's a Picasso painting...

Women's locker room fantasies officially over.

 

[djeclipse]

Are you that insecure?

You've see his other posts, you know the answer to that, lol.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

300 pound zit covered butts down on the bench with no towel under them and snort real loud....

gross.

 

[djeclipse]

Yup keep thinking that.... We all just jump in the shower together and wash each other up and down real slow.

I knew you ladies were moving in slow motion in the locker room, just like on bay watch... lots of bouncing, lathering each other up with soap... all in slow motion. NICE!

 

[*Bunny*]

Well we don't want to ruin his image of the ladies locker room now do we... *cough* I mean it's all so intimate they even have a huge bed with satin sheets we all play on and toss pillows at each other *cough*
O.k. reality check... Sorry it's more like overweight, skin folds, dental floss between dimpled cheeks, hair EVERYWHERE... floor, ceiling, and yes covered bodies... Where you are not sure if you are looking at a man or women. Ohhh and who could forget the women who sit their 300 pound zit covered butts down on the bench with no towel under them and snort real loud....
Believe me it's a Picasso painting...

Wait hun, you missed a spot .. wait lemme put my leg up for you... ahhh


SERIOUSLY


I'm dying over here...

 

[treilin]

Wait hun, you missed a spot .. wait lemme put my leg up for you... ahhh


SERIOUSLY


I'm dying over here...

Oh yeah I forgot that part thanks!!!