Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[vin01]

...and two Abercrombies playing with fire by jumping in on chins without asking while I was getting ready for a set and strapping 70 lbs to myself.

Oh how I laugh.

 

[Ilovetolift]

Not a moronic story exactly but more a piece of jack-assery from yours truely

little douchebag PT (who loves to hog equipment, walk over and unload bars that I'm using) with little effeminate looking client in tow comes mincing over to my corner.. his client looks longingly at the weights on the decline bench and whispers something to his PT who loudly says "That'll be you in a couple of years".

I replied, "Not if you keep training him it won't be"

poor guy looked a little embarassed

hahaha man thats priceless.

 

[Ilovetolift]

I thought you were into loving one girl and thought sleeping around is pathetic and so on...

haha I am, my comment still stands.

 

[BadboyAl]

i got a good moron at the gym.

Little guido guy like 5'6" must weigh 175lbs.

Asked me to spot him, 225 on the bench!! Thats not the funny part dont laugh yet.

Right before he works himself up into a frenzy for the 225 he has this glazed look in his eye and whispers to me, " do you see them, the enemy there everywere" (apparently he is refering to the weights). "I am going to crush them", he states with grinding teeth.

He then goes and benches 225 for 3 tuff reps. gets up and says,"hell ya thats how you do it". WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shook my head, went to the front desk and got my refund!

 

[Ilovetolift]

i got a good moron at the gym.

Little guido guy like 5'6" must weigh 175lbs.

Asked me to spot him, 225 on the bench!! Thats not the funny part dont laugh yet.

Right before he works himself up into a frenzy for the 225 he has this glazed look in his eye and whispers to me, " do you see them, the enemy there everywere" (apparently he is refering to the weights). "I am going to crush them", he states with grinding teeth.

He then goes and benches 225 for 3 tuff reps. gets up and says,"hell ya thats how you do it". WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shook my head, went to the front desk and got my refund!

Wow does anyone have anyone have respect for a guy under 300 pounds of muscle? That sounds pretty huge to me. Maybe you are the moron...

 

[Guinness5.0]

Ilovetolift:

Personally I'd love it if you'd quit posting every inane comment that crosses your mind. Add to the thread by telling a 'moron' story, not by being one yourself.

 

[s8nlilhlpr]

Dude, stop buying karma to get out of being bombed. Obviously you didn't learn your lesson, and no one wants to hear about your A&F exploits. The poster you were referring to was laughing at the "Rambo mentality" of setting up for a set, then he barely does anything. I have respect for those that EARN IT, not the idiots that beg for/demand it.


Moron for the day.

Everyone's seen the hip adductor/abductor machines right? I can never tell which is which, but I'm talking about the one you have to squeeze your legs together. Little college dude is talking at the water fountain watching this chick work on it, fair enough I do plenty of staring of my own. Whats funny is, the chick he was staring at I've seen squat/dl/bench everything, I assume she's a trainer of somesort or just damn cool. Anyways, he see's her get off the machine, and eager to show he's tough shit runs over to press the same amount of weight. I see him set up, position his legs on the pads, then reach over to pull the unlock lever. WHAM, his legs go straight sideways like he's doing the splits, and I just about choked on my water. I can see him tearin' up like he wants to cry, but he couldn't get the damn pads any closer together to get his legs off. After a few seconds his buddy saw I guess, and ran over to help him off the machine. 1) he has yet to look at that chick again, 2) he walked like an old cowboy that day, and I haven't seen him touch that machine again :-D.

 

[Ilovetolift]

Haha, I agree. I'll stop posting so much here. I did mis interpret that story, but i dont even know what buying karma is, buuuttt, thanks for setting me straight when I get out of line.

 

[luvmoneybro2]

So many fuck ups at the gym...
What about this king, im close grippin weight, 4 plates, each side.

Some MUTHA FUCKER walks so fucking close .....

enough said this thread is starting me to freak

 

[silver_shadow]

Not a moronic story exactly but more a piece of jack-assery from yours truely

little douchebag PT (who loves to hog equipment, walk over and unload bars that I'm using) with little effeminate looking client in tow comes mincing over to my corner.. his client looks longingly at the weights on the decline bench and whispers something to his PT who loudly says "That'll be you in a couple of years".

I replied, "Not if you keep training him it won't be"

poor guy looked a little embarassed

excellent, i have to spread some k around before i can give it to you for that