Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[obsessedwliftin]

Dont do it boys....Dignity is more impotant , and you can kiss that good bye when you put them dorky fuckers on your feet...

Bro there was one of those five finger wearing guys at my gym this am. He looked like his back was going to break if he stuck his chest out any further...LMAO By the look of your post sir looks like the Tren Ace is kicking in nicely!!!!LOL

 

[moya]

ive been deadlifting in my socks the past 3 months... so far nobody in gym management has said anything... im guessing it only lasts so long...

 

[coreygb]

Woman talking on her phone during a set of leg presses that was obviously so light it wasn't even a workout.

 

[NOLOGY77]

No problem with the PT in my gym. and you know why??? They were both doing one part per day 5-6 days a week, i started for the first time the madcow 5x5, they were looking at me strange and you know the usual questions, no abs? no arm exercising? no front soulder movement the were sceptical that was 3 years ago. Now, they call me up every day to inform me about their improvement on the 5x5 hahahahahahahaah!!!!! I am getting more and more 5x5 freaks into the tribe so i deserve a little respect

The thing i enjoy most is that they realised that even if i am a skinny dude 177cm 170lbs but having a good body, i know my shit... they understand that reading and studying is giving you more results than just going under the bar and do whatever it comes in your mind..

 

[gwilym]

Story #2, I was asked to spot this guy on the smith machine doing decline bench (the gym doesn't have a decline bench so a lot of the guys use the smith machine). It was loaded up with way more then this roid head could ever dream of lifting. He literally move the bear up and down like 3", I was like WTF is this guy doing. I stood there trying not to laugh and only helped him get the bar back to the top for the last "rep". He gets up and says "man, that sucked, I usually do more".

Lmfao for this reason I built my own (small) gym in my garden because some of the guys at the gym spent longer in the mirror than moving metal.. Anyway a kid ( 20 ) from a few houses down my street asked if he could start training with me as he was not "growing" yet his strength had improved on he was benching 110kg in his reps when we started training he did as you explained the 3" movement haa haa then I explained the importance of form and a full movement his bench dropped to 60kg four months he's chugged he listened as he is now up to a proper 80kg (30% improvement) and seeing the gains... Great post mate still laughing

 

[realjaysteel]

Dont do it boys....Dignity is more impotant , and you can kiss that good bye when you put them dorky fuckers on your feet...

Amen brother...and fuck 20lbs i'll just add the 20lbs the old fashioned way..HARD WORK

 

[Foamy27]

At a different gym than I usually go to today and this guy almosy runs to the seated cable row and sits down and does the worst most rediculous form ive ever seen.. Then he starts talking to me and telling me how hes pretty big and his arms used to be way too huge until his body caught up lol.. Needles to say he was a skinny sligjtly muscular 17 year old lol

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[OutsideCentre88]

The guys who come into the gym wearing trackies and a hoody... Blast out a few sets until they get a bit of a pump on then take off their hoody to reveal the tiniest vest!! Bellends!!!

 

[Will_I_am156]

Everyone hates the guy that curls in the squat rack - what about the guy that curls whilst straddling over the flat bench press...?

There was a guy in my gym doing it this morning and I couldn't help think of this thread!

 

[csk1969]

Not sure if this is just my gym, but does anyone else experience the guys or women who decide to use a bench or piece of equipment they are not using to hold their keys, water bottle or towel? Happens all the time in my gym. went to use a bench yesterday and found a set of keys and water sitting on it. I waited thinking someone was using it, then i realized the guy they belonged to was curling 20 ft away!!