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Morons at the gym (the official thread)...
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strictly poontang
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Was close to being the moron myself yesterday. Was in a little hurry to get w/o in and was on the phone with someone while getting dressed at the house. BTW, I free-ball it, so when I w/o, I either wear a jock or short compression shorts under my shorts. Drove over to the gym and right before I walked in, realized I forgot to put my outer shorts on and compression shorts were showing the magnafied "bulge". Reminded me a little of the Will Ferell skit from SNL concerning his patriotism day thong bulge. No one was in parking lot, so I doubt I'll end up here.
"Quarterback Guy" was there again today, but since I had my camera phone with me ready to take a video, he failed to put on another passing exhibition.
Did catch to other morons though while I was running on the treadmill. These 2 douches walk in and get on treadmills in front of me. Douche #1 is wearing a Tommy Hillfiger or something polo shirt, blue jeans, and running shoes. Douche #2 is wearing what could be considered an athletic-type adidas shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals. They "warm-up" I guess for a few minutes on the treadmill and then proceed over to the punching bag and do the stereotypical moron boxing exhibition.
"Quarterback Guy" was there again today, but since I had my camera phone with me ready to take a video, he failed to put on another passing exhibition.
Did catch to other morons though while I was running on the treadmill. These 2 douches walk in and get on treadmills in front of me. Douche #1 is wearing a Tommy Hillfiger or something polo shirt, blue jeans, and running shoes. Douche #2 is wearing what could be considered an athletic-type adidas shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals. They "warm-up" I guess for a few minutes on the treadmill and then proceed over to the punching bag and do the stereotypical moron boxing exhibition.
lol @ working out in jeans
i just stopped going to the gym, way too many douche nozzles. basement ftw. When i was going to the gym, we had one guy wear straps above his elbows that were different colors. It was like a wwe/wwf kinda setup.. like the ultimate warrior.
he made me giggle.
anther time this guy who was large, pretty cut.... but i walked in at the same time as him.. he walked in sideways threw the front doors with his arms stretched out over advertising his frame.. shrug..
he made me giggle.
he made me giggle.
anther time this guy who was large, pretty cut.... but i walked in at the same time as him.. he walked in sideways threw the front doors with his arms stretched out over advertising his frame.. shrug..
he made me giggle.
I think I found a secret admirerer today.
I used to suspect this guy was trying to show me up. First incident was when I was doing overhead presses. He goes to next rack and does the same thing with leg drive. Few more incidents inbetween, but I never really thought anything of it.
He did the same thing today during bench press. This was when I realized this guy had a chip on his shoulder. He had something to prove. Not sure why he's trying to show me up. I'm like the most unfit guy in the gym and I was only benching 185.
I used to suspect this guy was trying to show me up. First incident was when I was doing overhead presses. He goes to next rack and does the same thing with leg drive. Few more incidents inbetween, but I never really thought anything of it.
He did the same thing today during bench press. This was when I realized this guy had a chip on his shoulder. He had something to prove. Not sure why he's trying to show me up. I'm like the most unfit guy in the gym and I was only benching 185.
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Big_BK
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Me and my buddy actually made a pretty funny prank call when we were younger. We called up the YMCA to file a complaint about someone shaving in the locker room, and the guy was like, uh... did he not clean up after or something and my buddy goes "no, it wasn't his face he was shaving" and the fucking kid on the phone starts cracking up so my buddy is like "whats so funny, my kids go there i dont want them seeing that shit" and the guys like i'm very sorry sir if it happens again let us know.
Me and my buddy actually made a pretty funny prank call when we were younger. We called up the YMCA to file a complaint about someone shaving in the locker room, and the guy was like, uh... did he not clean up after or something and my buddy goes "no, it wasn't his face he was shaving" and the fucking kid on the phone starts cracking up so my buddy is like "whats so funny, my kids go there i dont want them seeing that shit" and the guys like i'm very sorry sir if it happens again let us know.
uamaverick
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Today I was doing one arm dumbbell rows today. 115 lbs and I use straps because I have woman grip. I get done with my last set and this kid lifting next to me goes, "That's pretty good man. I do 170 lbs without straps and it's hard. Keep it up."
I just said, "Congratulations, you're as strong as Ron Coleman." As I reracked the dumbbell, I noticed he was hammer curling 25s. LOL. What is it with people sometimes?
I just said, "Congratulations, you're as strong as Ron Coleman." As I reracked the dumbbell, I noticed he was hammer curling 25s. LOL. What is it with people sometimes?
Just thought i would share this with you
Last night i was doing a core circuit all in the same spot. I wasnt taking up much room. It was around 1130pm the gym closes at 12 and the cleaner was vacuming. Any ways i was about to finish my last exercise. All of a sudden the fucking cleaner comes and start vacuming litterally like an inch from me. I han noooo room to even move. Talk about invading my personal space. He could have waited till i was finished. I got up and and said "what the fuck!" He ignored as i went on to another spot really fast to finish the exercise. i never breake a circuit
Last night i was doing a core circuit all in the same spot. I wasnt taking up much room. It was around 1130pm the gym closes at 12 and the cleaner was vacuming. Any ways i was about to finish my last exercise. All of a sudden the fucking cleaner comes and start vacuming litterally like an inch from me. I han noooo room to even move. Talk about invading my personal space. He could have waited till i was finished. I got up and and said "what the fuck!" He ignored as i went on to another spot really fast to finish the exercise. i never breake a circuit
