Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[bruce9241]

Went in for some light cardio today and saw a guy playing one of those portable video game systems while running on the treadmill. He was running at a pretty good speed too.

Wouldn't call it moronic, but it's ridiculous.

 

[Chill Trojan]

cant read all the thread cause my sides r hurting
some classic stories here
at my gym its got 2 b screamer bloke
this bloke screams at every exercise NO KIDDING he sounds like hes having a baby even when doing the incredibly taxing 'triceps kickback' i dread to think his reaction to a squat perhaps earplugs should be mandatory when screamer blokes doing his thing
p.s. my cousin just informed me screamer bloke also shaves in the nude at the sinks and coiffures his big blond mullett worse still he didnt rinse his whiskers away
unbelievable! i love this thread and shall keep reading when i have a poor w/out to keep my spirits up

 

[bruce9241]

Went to another gym today for their nice power rack. Saw a guy eating his lunch in the locker room. Disgusting. Especially since the next room down is the toilets and someone was dropping a big stinking load during this guys meal.

If you're wondering, he was eating some tacos out of one of those take home containers.

 

[Will Goes Boing]

I finally bumped into a hardcore moron today myself...... I was doing squats in the squat rack and I noticed this kid who can't be more than 18, short, chubby with a big belly going over to the smith machine.

I noticed he kept looking over at me but didn't think much of it. Then I added some weight... he saw me do that and he just had to "one up" me and added more weight onto his bar. And then proceeded to do halfass squats while I was going ass to the ground. After he finished he'd look at me like "WHAT NOW?".

 

[bruce9241]

I finally bumped into a hardcore moron today myself...... I was doing squats in the squat rack and I noticed this kid who can't be more than 18, short, chubby with a big belly going over to the smith machine.

I noticed he kept looking over at me but didn't think much of it. Then I added some weight... he saw me do that and he just had to "one up" me and added more weight onto his bar. And then proceeded to do halfass squats while I was going ass to the ground. After he finished he'd look at me like "WHAT NOW?".

Haha not sure why they do that. It's always the guys who don't really do squats either. They just want to do more than you on whatever it is you're doing.

 

[QiangDa]

i got a good moron at the gym.

Little guido guy like 5'6" must weigh 175lbs.

Asked me to spot him, 225 on the bench!! Thats not the funny part dont laugh yet.

Right before he works himself up into a frenzy for the 225 he has this glazed look in his eye and whispers to me, " do you see them, the enemy there everywere" (apparently he is refering to the weights). "I am going to crush them", he states with grinding teeth.

He then goes and benches 225 for 3 tuff reps. gets up and says,"hell ya thats how you do it". WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shook my head, went to the front desk and got my refund!

I was trying to mentally prepare myself for a heavy (for me) set of atg squats, and this story (and that phrase) popped into my head, and I started laughing. Ruined my whole workout!
I'm glad I workout at 6am... not a lot of people to stare at the crazy guy laughing in the squat rack.

 

[strictly poontang]

Not sure if this douche is at every gym or is a new breed of moron, never paid attention to anybody until I read this thread. Now, I'm watching out. I got to meet the quarterback guy today. After ever set of exercises, this moron walks up to the big mirror on the side wall, does a 5 step drop in between flat benches, and throws a phantom pass 4 or 5 times into the mirror. Not as bad as the shadowboxer I guess, but still f&%ing annoying.

 

[C.K.]

Idiots that do step ups and situps on the bench press when theres only 2 of them and a million other benches to use...

 

[JDid23]

Not sure if this douche is at every gym or is a new breed of moron, never paid attention to anybody until I read this thread. Now, I'm watching out. I got to meet the quarterback guy today. After ever set of exercises, this moron walks up to the big mirror on the side wall, does a 5 step drop in between flat benches, and throws a phantom pass 4 or 5 times into the mirror. Not as bad as the shadowboxer I guess, but still f&%ing annoying.

lmao i can only imagine

today there was this asian kid who was trying to do planks, but his ass was way too high up off the ground. Then, this hot girl walks into the area and he starts moaning and air humping the floor. Funniest thing i have ever seen at the gym

 

[bruce9241]

I always feel like the moron at the gym when I use the four way neck machine. No one ever uses it and everyone stares at me when I use it. It looks like I'm lifting weights with my face.