Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[Richard Gear]

I was running late for work the other day, and needed to take my shot before work (it's my normal routine). I did 2CC's in my left glute (very quickly mind you), bled a little and put i piece of toilet paper over the poke, put my inderwear on, and ran out the door. Anyway, the blood seeped through and made a mark on my underwear. With me not knowing, I threw them in the hamper. Anyways, mom questions the mark and knew it was blood. The lady is not stupid, she kinds knows I take gear because it's rather obvious. It's nobody's fault but my own, and i'm usually careful, but time was a factor and carelessness set in. She kinda caught be by surprise when I was interrogated, so I just responded "I don't know what it is, but i'm very angry. These Dolce&Gabbanna underwear cost be $45 bucks". This shit ever happened to anyone? Seems like it would be something very easy to do if in a rush.

 

[blown93302]

haha, thats pretty funny bro.. just tell her that you bumped into something at work and it must have bled a little bit.

 

[badazzwhitedude]

I used to bleed more, but now it's very little, if any. Sometimes it is just a drop and that's it. No more.

 

[marx]

Tell her you've got a bad case of hemmeroids...

My glutes always bleed a little...

 

[the_Pikey]

tell her you had a pimple on your butt and you popped it.

LOL.

What? It's believable.

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

i always put on a band aid on right afterwards.

 

[FBI]

how old are you, my mom hasn't done my laundry since 7th grade!!!! hahahahahaha!!

 

[Bar Room Hero]

It's probably too late to go back and make an excuse if you didn't have anything good to say when it was first discovered. "Oh yeah Mom, and about those bloody underwear, I remembered....."

 

[marx]

how old are you, my mom hasn't done my laundry since 7th grade!!!! hahahahahaha!!

LOL...That's what I was thinking...

 

[TxRugby_8]

Tell her you forgot to put your tampon up your butt.