mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck outta here

[Sub-Zero]

my stupid gay parents forget to knock sometimes which pisses me off, so i lock the door when doing naughty things.

but so now i went to lay down for a little and grabbed my pillow right when i layed down and squeezed it and rolled around a little trying to find a comfortable position (like a cat moving around to find its comfy position).

so she comes in to tell me shes going to the store and then ssays it as she opens the door and then turns around and closes the door and im like no comeback and she just leaves the house.

prolly thought i was getting off on my pillow or someshit.

fuckin parents just dont understand

 

[Faizakafez]

how many times you jerk off?

or how fucked are you parents?

my parents they just think im crazy so they leave me alone..

 

[puddlemonkey]

Was the pillow asking for it?

 

[jestro]

Was the pillow asking for it?

dirty dirty pillow...

 

[ceo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI0dCVwdedE

 

[alien amp pharm]

Was the pillow asking for it?

It turned him down

 

[stilleto]

quick, hurry up and wash your sheets before they come home.

 

[Faizakafez]

wait ,
if subz is healother then is the pillow involved in a threesome?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Re: mom probably thinks i was faking sex with my pillow fuck i need to move the fuck

wait ,
if subz is healother then is the pillow involved in a threesome?

lol

Confess!!!!!!

 

[ceo]

You know parents are the same

No matter time nor place

They don't understand that us kids

Are going to use pillows to masturbate

So to you other kids all across the land

There's no need to argue

Parents just don't understand...