Mini Me : "That bitch beat me"

[gotmilk]

and said the worst part about sex was how his toenails always scratched her inner thighs when he was on top

I just threw up in my mouth thinking of his busted ass flippers

 

[Arabian]

Am I the only one that watched the Surreal life on VH1? LOL He uses a scooter to get around. I guess his little legs get tired. I watched one of those shows and he was totally wasted. He was riding around the house in his scooter naked and peeing in places other than the bathroom. It was some funny shit.

I saw that, he was backing into things in the house.. I was on the floor...