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I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...

End of rant.

Thanks for reading!
 
Not all men suck.

Some lick very well.
 
Are there any great guys out there?

I think not.

They only exist in happly ever after stories OR they are taken.

SOme men suck big time OMG. Some are ok at licking...
 
Myself and my wife have a great relationship. She makes all the minor decisions like what we buy, where we go out, why pays the bills, where we go on vacation etc and I make all the major decisions like our stance on nuclear weapons, and whether we support the current government or not!!!
 
Falklands said:
Myself and my wife have a great relationship. She makes all the minor decisions like what we buy, where we go out, why pays the bills, where we go on vacation etc and I make all the major decisions like our stance on nuclear weapons, and whether we support the current government or not!!!

Very nice. The government will only listen to you if you are part of the governement or if you are the governement until then you have taken a major burden on yourself with those issues. ;) Goodluck though...

You have a smart wife.
 
Men are actually very, very simple. To be blunt, screw us a lot, pet on us a little and occasionally cook for us and it kicks in this powerful "provide" instinct. Once you get that provide instinct going, make sure the guy draws the connection that providing isn't just bringing home a paycheck and washing your car on Sundays -- it's also emotional. Then we get it... otherwise they follow the common male advice of "just sit there and listen to her" which you guys can see through after a few weeks.

But no, men are very very simple.

Edit: And no, the intent of my post wasn't to say "women are weak and men have to take care of them" either. Women can be very powerful. It's just that any good man (IMO) will have a "provide" instinct built-in -- it's evolution... not choice. As a women, you just need to tap into that instinct and shape it to suit what you want.
 
not so complicated.
we got a lever on the front of our pelvis, jank it a few times and we do everything you ask.
 
YASMINA said:
Are there any great guys out there?

I think not.

They only exist in happly ever after stories OR they are taken.

SOme men suck big time OMG. Some are ok at licking...

that's because women live in a fairytale world where they want the movies to be real life. REALITY - You are not Julia Roberts and we are not Hugh Grant.

touch our peni as often as possible, talk as little as possible, stop fucking crying, cut back on the whining and bitching, be on time, and lay off the Entenmann's. seems pretty simple to me.
 
YASMINA said:
Are there any great guys out there?

I think not.

Yes there are, but unfortunately they are the ones you get tired of & bored with.
 
YASMINA said:
Maybe, I wonder why?

I think we all (guys and gals) have to have excitment, drama, what we can't have, etc.
It's just human nature unfortunately.



and FYI I really have no idea what I'm talking about.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I think we all (guys and gals) have to have excitment, drama, what we can't have, etc.
It's just human nature unfortunately.



and FYI I really have no idea what I'm talking about.

I'm glad you put that last sentence in there.
 
YASMINA said:
I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...

End of rant.

Thanks for reading!

thats why you chics have girlfriends :)
for the record i think women are WAY more complicated then men..

men are easy
keep us attentive by dressing sexy
blow us
fuck us like a porn star
feed us
Do not BITCH about how we should be more like some dude on a soap
 
KillahBee said:
that's because women live in a fairytale world where they want the movies to be real life. REALITY - You are not Julia Roberts and we are not Hugh Grant.

touch our peni as often as possible, talk as little as possible, stop fucking crying, cut back on the whining and bitching, be on time, and lay off the Entenmann's. seems pretty simple to me.


O that's it. The gloves are coming off. Nothing is below the belt today, ladies and gentlemen. No holds barred!
 
KillahBee said:
that's because women live in a fairytale world where they want the movies to be real life. REALITY - You are not Julia Roberts and we are not Hugh Grant.

touch our peni as often as possible, talk as little as possible, stop fucking crying, cut back on the whining and bitching, be on time, and lay off the Entenmann's. seems pretty simple to me.


:lmao:

So very true :verygood:
 
wnt2bBeast said:
thats why you chics have girlfriends :)
for the record i think women are WAY more complicated then men..

men are easy
keep us attentive by dressing sexy
blow us
fuck us like a porn star
feed us
Do not BITCH about how we should be more like some dude on a soap

So you want us to be like a porn star yet we cannot ask you to dress or act liek a guy from a soap series?

that is a little contradictory..
 
YASMINA said:
So you want us to be like a porn star yet we cannot ask you to dress or act liek a guy from a soap series?

that is a little contradictory..


wnt2bBeast, she be giving you lip broly bro of the bro'est. you need to straighten her out.
 
woman cant make up there mind, they want a guy tht will listen to them , but after a while they will get board with him, u want us to dress+act like ppl on t.v, but when we make a change like getting hair straightners, u call us GAY !!???



U CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
YASMINA said:
I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...

End of rant.

Thanks for reading!
just learn to control them with their cock
 
I'm one of the few men that is complicated :worried:
I'm a good listener, maybe cuz I don't say anything...
 
YASMINA said:
I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...





Baby Yasmina.....

Send me a PM with specifics related to your problem and I will tell you why men do what they do.

I will "translate" men for you if you wish.

I promise to listen, if you promise to be forthcoming.





DIV
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I'm one of the few men that is complicated :worried:
I'm a good listener, maybe cuz I don't say anything...


I was with talking with this girl, and during the conversation I mentioned something she had told me approximately a month before. She was shocked. I asked her if she thought I wasn't capable of retaining information. She was dumbfounded.
 
Men are simple. There are two main thoughts.

1) I'd like a beer.
2) I'd like to see something nakid.

Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy!
 
Rex said:
I was with talking with this girl, and during the conversation I mentioned something she had told me approximately a month before. She was shocked. I asked her if she thought I wasn't capable of retaining information. She was dumbfounded.

With those skills, you can go a LONG way with women, Rex.

Find the right one and you are golden......




DIV
 
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.
:)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.


I know you weren't just talking again. You're good for 2 things. Making sandwiches, and sucking dick. And I'm not hungry.

jk :lmao:
 
Rex said:
I know you weren't just talking again. You're good for 2 things. Making sandwiches, and sucking dick. And I'm not hungry.

jk :lmao:

eh, nugga.....

Don't interrupt her, she's navelgazing......



DIV
 
men are simple creatures, unless theyre me, in shich case, youre dating a girl with an ego and male plumbing, who speaks both languages

whats the drama, jaz?
 
YASMINA said:
I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...

End of rant.

Thanks for reading!
Judgement always imprisons, because it seperates segments of reality by the unstable scales of desire.... :karate:
iam hurt.
 
Hmmm, what did she say?

Sorry I was watching football on TV ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.

not that i needed much convincing but you just go hotter with that comment
LOL

Ulcaster-
the strong silent type thing doesnt work sooner or later she'll just the bug the shit out of you how you dont open up and she doesnt know what you are thinking etc
 
wnt2bBeast said:
Ulcaster-
the strong silent type thing doesnt work sooner or later she'll just the bug the shit out of you how you dont open up and she doesnt know what you are thinking etc
Never been an issue, condering there has never a "she" in Ulcaster's life :whatever:
I'll leave the mind fucks to you pussy chasing mo-fo's.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Never been an issue, condering there has never a "she" in Ulcaster's life :whatever:
I'll leave the mind fucks to you pussy chasing mo-fo's.

lol
well if there should ever come a day just keep it in mind :)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.


All is fine. I was just venting at something that accumulated over sometime :)
 
YASMINA said:
All is fine. I was just venting at something that accumulated over sometime :)

Yasmina, there are plenty of people to talk to on here should you need assistance or just someone to listen.

Alot of good people, in this thread.




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Yasmina, there are plenty of people to talk to on here should you need assistance or just someone to listen.

Alot of good people, in this thread.

DIV


I have a very good friend who lightened up my day and all is cool now. :) He is really cool and understood me.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Your a real nice gal but from some of your posts you sound kinda bitter.

The thing is, she expects the same respect she gives to men to be reciprocated and it's simply not happening.

She's not looking at it realistically, and she's dating the wrong guys also.

It's a combination of things.

She's a nice person, but most guys she dates don't treat her the way she wants them to, she feels a bit disrespected.





DIV
 
Human beings' inhibitions and consciences are primarily what make the other half unnecessarily complicated. This is where those bloody head games come into play. :rolleyes:

I hear ya, Foreigner.
 
Actually RADAR came up with the thread about "Women are so complicated" and I thought I would come up with the "Men are so complicated" thread.

EF has been really slow lately and I just wanted to create something controversial and it kinda worked. I got a few people posting either in a negative light, funny or positive.


;)...I am a cheerful person by nature.

Thanks for reading. :kiss:
 
Date dumber men....I'm serious. They have like one dimension, work in general labor so they are in good shape most of their lives, and you can prolly boss them around with some jedi mind trick action...
 
YASMINA said:
I don't understand them and I don't want to any more. They drive me nuts and if I keep paying attention to them I will end up in a mental hospital.

From now on I will view guys on this planet as a substitute to IVF but not to derive pleasure from. Honestly when guys pretend to listen that is all there is a pretence, falsity...

End of rant.

Thanks for reading!



more sucking less yucking
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Girl what don't you get? Men are simple as can be. If your not fucking him you better be feeding him and if you not doing that you better be silent. Men love silence much like woman love complimants. It is not rocket science.

You are obviously a spy
 
YASMINA said:
Are there any great guys out there?

I think not.

They only exist in happly ever after stories OR they are taken.

SOme men suck big time OMG. Some are ok at licking...

I'm great, but I'm taken.
 
Yas,

There is a lot here on the thread to listen to. Guys are not that complicated, we want the same things you do. Unfortunately we are easier and more consistantly able to please.
Guys will listen to whatever you say and take part in it.
You have to :
fuck him
feed him
make him feel wanted and without compare.

Now guys will feed themselves, but if you fuck him and make him feel irreplaceable, he will do what you want.

We really are simple creatures.

The biggest mistake women make is withholding sex.

We will fall but won't be the same after. Use it to your advantage.

If you don't cut off sex or the sports channel, the world is yours.

Please leave the emotional stuff to the girls. That is all we ask and we are your slaves.
 
mountain muscle said:
Yas,

There is a lot here on the thread to listen to. Guys are not that complicated, we want the same things you do. Unfortunately we are easier and more consistantly able to please.
Guys will listen to whatever you say and take part in it.
You have to :
fuck him
feed him
make him feel wanted and without compare.

Now guys will feed themselves, but if you fuck him and make him feel irreplaceable, he will do what you want.

We really are simple creatures.

The biggest mistake women make is withholding sex.

We will fall but won't be the same after. Use it to your advantage.

If you don't cut off sex or the sports channel, the world is yours.

Please leave the emotional stuff to the girls. That is all we ask and we are your slaves.

to some degree I agree with this.....

sex and food are big aspects...........pre-requisites obviously, but I tend to go beyond that and look at other things.

For the purposes of the question, though.......I agree with MM....

Some guys are simple creatures, others are not.....




DIV
 
artrius said:
you know, I'm starting to notice a certain bitterness on these boards...

The bitterness has always lived here, just that it grows on you after awhile.....




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
The bitterness has always lived here, just that it grows on you after awhile.....




DIV

for some reason, it just seems to be a bit more... outspoken... than it used to... oh well, that's life, I suppose. :xeye:
 
artrius said:
for some reason, it just seems to be a bit more... outspoken... than it used to... oh well, that's life, I suppose. :xeye:

I think these are dark days @ EF.

Not sure what the future holds.



DIV
 
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