Masturbation With Shampoo

[Betsie]

My old boyfriend was in the army (those guys are experts on masturbation because they have to go play war in the woods for weeks at a time) and they use Thermasilk shampoo because of its warming effect. Just a suggestion.

 

[Puc]

my first time was with shampoo...

shit dries me out.

let me make a suggestion (FOR MEN) get the shaving creme with aloe in it!!!!!

 

[cspieker]

Had a girl call me for a ride home one night after I just showered and had one of the wrist with shampoo. For somereason she smelled my had and wondered what it was. I told her that I just got done washing my hair. She then proceded to smell my hair, which I did not wash. She then smelled the other hand which also didn't smell like shampoo. Was kinda embarrassing. Use gel shaving creme, it smells much more manly and she'll never know the difference.

After reading what I just wrote, I realized I know way too much about jacking off. I need a chick!

 

[moto-racer-1]

Shampoo is BAD, VERRY VERRY BAD, for a man. OOHHHH the Burn, and agony, even several hours later when peeing, Bad memories!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

Had a girl call me for a ride home one night after I just showered and had one of the wrist with shampoo. For somereason she smelled my had and wondered what it was. I told her that I just got done washing my hair. She then proceded to smell my hair, which I did not wash. She then smelled the other hand which also didn't smell like shampoo.

She would make a good detective!