If I saw that ape on the street I'd kick her face in and tear out her fallopian tubes, Then I would put them in a blender with some Flour and salt, pour it out, let it sit 5 minutes to Dry, then make putty out it. Then I would form the putty into a gigantic Scrotum, and use industrial strength crazy glue, to glue it just underneath her overgrown Clit (which will be the Penis).
This is a very very good post, deserves a Major Bump.