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Marriage. Should i?

So I gave a promise ring to my girlfriend. So this goes for all married, divorced, widowed, singles and cheaters on EF (did I miss someone?)

Why should I get married?

Why shouldn't I?

Discuss
If you feel compelled to ask those questions, then you probably shouldn't.

You get married because you have met the person that if they left your life there would be an empty place that simply could not be filled by another. Marry a person who is infinitely interesting to you, who can still surprise you. Marry the person who makes you laugh until you cry. Marry your best friend that you can talk to for hours on end and afterwards you spend the rest of the night making love with. Marry a person who, if they woke up tomorrow and could read your mind, you wouldn't care. Marry the person that you trust, not just with your life, but your heart and soul, who accepts you completely, who you can be completely honest about anything about. And most importantly, marry the person for whom YOU fulfill all of the above requirements.
 
Promise ring? You gotta be kidding me.

That says, "I don't want you to fuck other guys while I fantasize about fucking other women." If she is satisfied with that.... cool. Who are we to say diddly do.

As for you asking us why you should marry this girl, sorta silly dontcha think. Not like WE are the ones that promised YOUR GIRL diddly.

You tell us what is so special about this girl that you should promise her shit?

Good things - we are both into working out, she pins my butt, she gives me myofascial release massages, we both work at night, she is gorgeous and very talented, respectiful, she is a great cook, she is very polite, funny, lovely, caring, among other stuff not necessarily by this order.

Bad things - I can't really tell because it might have severe consequences on my well being, got it? :biggrin:
 
If you feel compelled to ask those questions, then you probably shouldn't.

You get married because you have met the person that if they left your life there would be an empty place that simply could not be filled by another. Marry a person who is infinitely interesting to you, who can still surprise you. Marry the person who makes you laugh until you cry. Marry your best friend that you can talk to for hours on end and afterwards you spend the rest of the night making love with. Marry a person who, if they woke up tomorrow and could read your mind, you wouldn't care. Marry the person that you trust, not just with your life, but your heart and soul, who accepts you completely, who you can be completely honest about anything about. And most importantly, marry the person for whom YOU fulfill all of the above requirements.

Very good and let me add:

You get married because she has the nicest, sweetest, tightest ass you have ever seen. Marry the person who will ride you like there is no tomorrow for absolutely no reason. Marry the person that you trust will not puncture the condom before you have sex in anyway so she'll get pregnant and you will be stuck with her for the rest of your life. Marry the person who will allow you to take "holidays" every so often so you can have a threesome with a few whores from work. And most importantly, marry the person who will suck your penis until your eyeballs rolls back into you head.

:artist:
 
If you feel compelled to ask those questions, then you probably shouldn't.

You get married because you have met the person that if they left your life there would be an empty place that simply could not be filled by another. Marry a person who is infinitely interesting to you, who can still surprise you. Marry the person who makes you laugh until you cry. Marry your best friend that you can talk to for hours on end and afterwards you spend the rest of the night making love with. Marry a person who, if they woke up tomorrow and could read your mind, you wouldn't care. Marry the person that you trust, not just with your life, but your heart and soul, who accepts you completely, who you can be completely honest about anything about. And most importantly, marry the person for whom YOU fulfill all of the above requirements.

Everybody can be replaced, well not my mother ( i have a second mother though) my father and my brother.

But this girl, my girl it's different from any other I had before so if something wrong happens it's gonna leave a huge scar.
 
Good things - we are both into working out, she pins my butt, she gives me myofascial release massages, we both work at night, she is gorgeous and very talented, respectiful, she is a great cook, she is very polite, funny, lovely, caring, among other stuff not necessarily by this order.

Bad things - I can't really tell because it might have severe consequences on my well being, got it? :biggrin:

So far the only REAL positive you said about her is that she is caring (funny and polite are good too).

A monkey can cook or you can pay somebody else to do it.

I have to say one REAL BIG POSITIVE for you is that you did NOT say, "You love her."
 
Very good and let me add:

You get married because she has the nicest, sweetest, tightest ass you have ever seen. Marry the person who will ride you like there is no tomorrow for absolutely no reason. Marry the person that you trust will not puncture the condom before you have sex in anyway so she'll get pregnant and you will be stuck with her for the rest of your life. Marry the person who will allow you to take "holidays" every so often so you can have a threesome with a few whores from work. And most importantly, marry the person who will suck your penis until your eyeballs rolls back into you head.

:artist:
:lmao: :dolphin:
 
Have you ever been married before?
If so than go ahead and do it again. You know what you are getting into.
If she has been married before than hell might as well.
If neither of you have, then why ruin a great thing!
 
Very good and let me add:

You get married because she has the nicest, sweetest, tightest ass you have ever seen. Marry the person who will ride you like there is no tomorrow for absolutely no reason. Marry the person that you trust will not puncture the condom before you have sex in anyway so she'll get pregnant and you will be stuck with her for the rest of your life. Marry the person who will allow you to take "holidays" every so often so you can have a threesome with a few whores from work. And most importantly, marry the person who will suck your penis until your eyeballs rolls back into you head.

:artist:
YMMV. IMHO: A) if you live long enough, gravity catches everyone, anyway, so ass tightness is academic. However, barring dementia, brains don't show their wrinkles, and B) The most important compatibility traits are found from the neck up, not the waist down.

If you are involved with a person who you have clear, open and honest communication with you can talk out most sexual problems.
 
Everybody can be replaced, well not my mother ( i have a second mother though) my father and my brother.

But this girl, my girl it's different from any other I had before so if something wrong happens it's gonna leave a huge scar.
No, I disagree, everyone cannot be replaced. I've buried both of my parents, I survived that, I moved on (and I really was close with my mother). Believe it or not, in time it's like :whatever: However, if my husband, gods forbid, were to leave this plane, my life would be utterly meaningless and desolate. For me, my life would essentially end that day, too.
 
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