Confusing me with your Incarcerated Father has become quite the routine. Stick to farting out used condoms with the local penetentiary stamp on them.Anal AssPlorer said:Save that load up for the gym showers man......
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pauly said:I sent Azia into convulsions last night......gotta say it was quite pleasing to be unable to decipher between an orgasm or a seizure.
beastboy said:
Doesn't she want to be an actress?
pauly said:I sent Azia into convulsions last night......gotta say it was quite pleasing to be unable to decipher between an orgasm or a seizure.
hittman said:
ROFL... :RFlol: decipher... hahaha funniest thing i've heard this year
lolAnal AssPlorer said:
Dude, you can't get your smileys right. You screwed up on the other post as well.
Just click to box ok?
I had busted the night before, no blue balls at all, feeling solid. peacehanselthecaretaker said:blueballs man, like busting is going to affect your lift that much.
havoc said:My girl had 2 in about 5 minutes last night, about 1 minute apart, no extra stimulation, just me inside her with a little "talking" going on, opted not to bust due to a heavy dead lift day today, she did not like that excuse too much. Feels good though. peace
Raina said:If I was trying to be Miss America I think that "more sex for all" would be my platform.
rnch said:any guy can bump uglies............it takes a REAL man to make her cum twice in an half hour!!!!!!!!!![]()
pauly said:
"bumpin uglies" is the gayest shit i've heard, i've meant to tell you this because you've said it numerous times before. aint' nothin ugly bout my piece or my gf's stuff.
vinylgroover said:
LOL
aftos tha einai poustis. Ehi ashimo kefali.
beauty (or lack of) is in the eye of the beholder.pauly said:
"bumpin uglies" is the gayest shit i've heard, i've meant to tell you this because you've said it numerous times before. aint' nothin ugly bout my piece or my gf's stuff.
My girl had 2 in about 5 minutes last night, about 1 minute apart, no extra stimulation, just me inside her with a little "talking" going on, opted not to bust due to a heavy dead lift day today, she did not like that excuse too much. Feels good though.
havoc said:My girl had 2 in about 5 minutes last night, about 1 minute apart, no extra stimulation, just me inside her with a little "talking" going on, opted not to bust due to a heavy dead lift day today, she did not like that excuse too much. Feels good though. peace
supersizeme said:
For those not in the know, what havoc meant by "a little talking going on," included such things as the promise of a larger stall in the barn and a muzzle full of only the finest feed from Farmer McNutsack's Grainery.
XBiker said:
Greeks, I knew I smelled my girls ass on you...
marky said:knowing exactly what your partener likes is key to her multiples.
A lot of the time its during the foreplay she''l experience the first and then with more foreplay and the anticipation of penetration that stimulates orgasm(and she will want you to at the same time). Its in the hands bros. maybe a little teeth on the nips at the same time. Some nites it was more than she could take. She said it shook her so good that her whole bodys tingled and felt numb, doe that make sense?
supersizeme said:
For those not in the know, what havoc meant by "a little talking going on," included such things as the promise of a larger stall in the barn and a muzzle full of only the finest feed from Farmer McNutsack's Grainery.

havoc said:opted not to bust due to a heavy dead lift day today, she did not like that excuse too much. Feels good though. peace
bigguns7 said:
This folks, is how you know that bodybuilding has completely taken over your life.
Congratulations to havoc, the most dedicated meathead on the boards.
bigguns7 said:
This folks, is how you know that bodybuilding has completely taken over your life.
Congratulations to havoc, the most dedicated meathead on the boards.
havoc said:
Deadlifts were stronger than I can remember, busted afterwards, perfect. No bodybuilder here, just an athlete who dwarfs all, the only thing that should take over one's life is one's faith. peace
havoc said:
Confusing me with your Incarcerated Father has become quite the routine. Stick to farting out used condoms with the local penetentiary stamp on them.

Health Benefits of OrgasmRaina said:Sex is fun. If everyone had more of it the world would be a less pissy place. If I was trying to be Miss America I think that "more sex for all" would be my platform.
havoc said:
Confusing me with your Incarcerated Father has become quite the routine. Stick to farting out used condoms with the local penetentiary stamp on them.
havoc said:
Confusing me with your Incarcerated Father has become quite the routine. Stick to farting out used condoms with the local penetentiary stamp on them.

Raina said:Sex is fun. If everyone had more of it the world would be a less pissy place. If I was trying to be Miss America I think that "more sex for all" would be my platform.
Dial_tone said:You mean the woman is supposed to orgasm too? Damn....learn something new everyday.
Raina said:Sex is fun. If everyone had more of it the world would be a less pissy place. If I was trying to be Miss America I think that "more sex for all" would be my platform.
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