Mom,dad and I used to spend a weekend or two a year with an uncle who lived up north.One time when I was 13-14,they decided to leave me alone for a few hours while they all went out.Being a snoopy ass,devious kid,I did some poking around and found Uncle's stash-Coke vials,a huge baggy of some sort of purple-haired weed,and a porn collection that would turn Pee Wee Herman red.Rolled me a sick blunt,and had a few hours of learning the birds and the bees:hard-core style.It was killer.