LOL ex-wife caught my 16 year pld watching porn

[milo hobgoblin]

Not even sure what to say.. I laughed when I first heard it but I guess he oredered some movies on spice/playboy on herroommates TV (she has he box blocked for this reason)


I guess Im more pissed he used her roommates TV for this .. Id rather have him watch porn than people shooting each other up or some religious crap but Im gonna have to get on his case for oredering the movies on someone elses TV.

I already have to deal tih all his girlfriend problems.. but he seems to manage them pretty well.

LOL At least he is learning early what the real vlaue of a woman is (OMG Im waiting for the flames with that one)

All kidding aside he is a great kid.. treats other well.. treats his girlfriends great and is the best big brother a dad could ask for.

 

[Carmen]

a chip off the old block, is he?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

This reminds me that I am NOT ready for my son to get older... I have a very open mind and I am sure he could talk to me about ANYTHING.. but talk about that uncomfortable situation..

 

[bran987]

hahaha! I remember when I was 16 and I went over to my great aunt's house... her husband was like 70 and had all the pay per view stations, that night of playboy tv after everyone went to bed was one of the most exciting times of my entire life

 

[WODIN]

Shit get him a subscription to VIVID Videos for his birthday.

 

[Subzeero]

i was 14 when my mom found my hardcore porn magazine in the washroom right after i took a shower. I remember after dad got back from work they had a looong talk. They confiscated the mag but never talked to me about it.

 

[Y_lifter]

All we had for porn at 16 was torn up dirty moldy playboys
that we would find out in the woods..

It's a brave new world of porn out there boys and girls.

 

[Lestat]

i got busted once when i was in high school.. mom took it all and left a note saying that the stuff wasn't allowed in the house. Wasn't brought up besides the note.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you guys aren't as careful with your porn as us girls are..

 

[alien amp pharm]

I remember having a tape in my bedroom labeled as some movie, but it was actually a porn.

I came home one night and my mom/dad had apparently went into my room to watch the movie. They were suprised when it was actually a porno instead of a movie.

The most disturbing thing about it was when my mom said "Alien, I can't believe you watch this stuff. Me and your dad had to take it out after 15 minutes"

They watched it for 15 minutes? Yuck!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I remember having a tape in my bedroom labeled as some movie, but it was actually a porn.

I came home one night and my mom/dad had apparently went into my room to watch the movie. They were suprised when it was actually a porno instead of a movie.

The most disturbing thing about it was when my mom said "Alien, I can't believe you watch this stuff. Me and your dad had to take it out after 15 minutes"

They watched it for 15 minutes? Yuck!

They prolly did the nasty in your bed....

 

[alien amp pharm]

They prolly did the nasty in your bed....

Where's that bomb button....

 

[TC2]

I remember having a tape in my bedroom labeled as some movie, but it was actually a porn.

I came home one night and my mom/dad had apparently went into my room to watch the movie. They were suprised when it was actually a porno instead of a movie.

The most disturbing thing about it was when my mom said "Alien, I can't believe you watch this stuff. Me and your dad had to take it out after 15 minutes"

They watched it for 15 minutes? Yuck!

After 15 minutes on YOUR BED!!!!

How's that for an emotional scar???

 

[sawastea]

I still watch porn at 26.

 

[Mr. Black]

I was 4 when my mom first busted me kissing my dad's Playboy's magazine centerofld pics.

 

[mordy]

You obviously need to teach your kid how to better cover his tracks

Such skills will come into better use later in life for him.

 

[bran987]

this also would have been funny if your son had caught your ex-wife watching 16 year old porn

 

[Robert Jan]

I watched porn already when i was about 8.

whenever i got the chance anyway

i even jacked off. nothing came out. but it felt nice.

 

[Y_lifter]

I watched porn already when i was about 8.

whenever i got the chance anyway

i even jacked off. nothing came out. but it felt nice.

It's been 3 years since then.. I say give it a try again bro..

 

[Smurfy]

I started watching my parents' porn when I was in high school. I stole a few tapes from them Im sure they never knew. horndogs.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

They prolly did the nasty in your bed....

Thats just wrong on so many levels!!!

 

[sawastea]

I have an extensive porn collection underneath my softball bats. No one will ever look there.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I watched porn already when i was about 8.

whenever i got the chance anyway

i even jacked off. nothing came out. but it felt nice.

LMAO, me too!

I didn't even know anything about sex and stuff, but I remember it felt good. My parents quickly (tried) to put a stop to it by talking to me, but I didn't feel I was doing anything wrong.

 

[velvett]

Well, the good news is... HE'S NORMAL.

 

[canadianhitman]

Be a good dad and buy him some DVD porn he can hide discreetly in his room...it'll solve that PPV charge problem.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Ya he is defintely normal.. kid has girls chasing him everywhere. Im worried .. I dont want to be a grandfather at 35.

But at least I know he isnt a nerd. LOL

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Where's that bomb button....

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have a porn collection that spans several computers.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Mom,dad and I used to spend a weekend or two a year with an uncle who lived up north.One time when I was 13-14,they decided to leave me alone for a few hours while they all went out.Being a snoopy ass,devious kid,I did some poking around and found Uncle's stash-Coke vials,a huge baggy of some sort of purple-haired weed,and a porn collection that would turn Pee Wee Herman red.Rolled me a sick blunt,and had a few hours of learning the birds and the bees:hard-core style.It was killer.

 

[miacova]

My dad caught me reading one of his Penthouse magazines when I was about 14. When I was 16 he caught me again reading the same magazine so he went and brought me a copy for myself.
I love my dad