lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar blow jobs)

[Yarg!]

Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl

buzzed. she looked like she was mid 20s. i already knew she'd be older than me, but it was a question of how much older. im like "maybe i can tell her im 22ish and get away with it." thats untill she told me shes been married 5 yrs finished university etc etc. im like "i dont even wanna know how old she is right now." lol

 

[heatherrae]

Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl

goddamn i had a VAGUE recollection of starting some thread on EF at 4am last night. i guess this one is it. LOL at "v town represent." what was i thinking... its vancvouer.. city im in. and i havent gotten laid in like 4 months so i might as well be the V u suggested. u guys always give me shit for these drunken adventure stories, but damn heathrrae takes the cake for worst intepretation ever!

no i didnt spend 100 bucks on her drink (a 100 dollar drink? is there even such a thing?? lolol) i spent 5 bucks. it is a real number because at the bar i was too drunk to access my contacts list so i just punched in the number and called her infront of her so it would go into my dialed' list. and it got her machine and she was all cool about it.

no way id pick up hookers! thats killahbees job. my friend had 100 dollars in his pocket and we just asked what we can get for '100 bucks.' she looks at us all condescending and was like "pssh.. a blow job?" they were ugly too.. but this was dowtown vancouver so i guess its pretty ritzy or something?
(btw its on seymour street if anyones gonna go to vancouver in the next few days or something, but i suggest u save ur 100 bucks, and get a girl a drink for 5 bucks and end up with a far hotter chick).

heather you are now banned from posting in my drunken frat boy story thread s ever again!!!!

Rofl...don't get your frilly frat boy panties in a bunch, Jennifer. ;-) I was just playing with your drunken ass.

 

[jackangel]

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