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lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar blow jobs)
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GoldenDelicious
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
i didnt ask for your boob shotsFEISTY11975 said:
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good story yarg
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heatherrae
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Okay, let me get this straight. You got an overpriced offer on a BJ from an ugly street whore. $100 should have gotten you laid by 5 of them...lol. In addition, you got a fake number from some chick after spending the aforementioned $100 on drinks for her. Congrats buddy. You got schooled. 
feisty11975
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
so what I gave it anyway
and GD-- Why not?
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so what I gave it anyway
and GD-- Why not?
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
goddamn i had a VAGUE recollection of starting some thread on EF at 4am last night. i guess this one is it. LOL at "v town represent." what was i thinking... its vancvouer.. city im in. and i havent gotten laid in like 4 months so i might as well be the V u suggested. u guys always give me shit for these drunken adventure stories, but damn heathrrae takes the cake for worst intepretation ever!
no i didnt spend 100 bucks on her drink (a 100 dollar drink? is there even such a thing?? lolol) i spent 5 bucks. it is a real number because at the bar i was too drunk to access my contacts list so i just punched in the number and called her infront of her so it would go into my dialed' list. and it got her machine and she was all cool about it.
no way id pick up hookers! thats killahbees job. my friend had 100 dollars in his pocket and we just asked what we can get for '100 bucks.' she looks at us all condescending and was like "pssh.. a blow job?" they were ugly too.. but this was dowtown vancouver so i guess its pretty ritzy or something?
(btw its on seymour street if anyones gonna go to vancouver in the next few days or something, but i suggest u save ur 100 bucks, and get a girl a drink for 5 bucks and end up with a far hotter chick).
heather you are now banned from posting in my drunken frat boy story thread s ever again!!!!
goddamn i had a VAGUE recollection of starting some thread on EF at 4am last night. i guess this one is it. LOL at "v town represent." what was i thinking... its vancvouer.. city im in. and i havent gotten laid in like 4 months so i might as well be the V u suggested. u guys always give me shit for these drunken adventure stories, but damn heathrrae takes the cake for worst intepretation ever!
no i didnt spend 100 bucks on her drink (a 100 dollar drink? is there even such a thing?? lolol) i spent 5 bucks. it is a real number because at the bar i was too drunk to access my contacts list so i just punched in the number and called her infront of her so it would go into my dialed' list. and it got her machine and she was all cool about it.
no way id pick up hookers! thats killahbees job. my friend had 100 dollars in his pocket and we just asked what we can get for '100 bucks.' she looks at us all condescending and was like "pssh.. a blow job?" they were ugly too.. but this was dowtown vancouver so i guess its pretty ritzy or something?
(btw its on seymour street if anyones gonna go to vancouver in the next few days or something, but i suggest u save ur 100 bucks, and get a girl a drink for 5 bucks and end up with a far hotter chick).
heather you are now banned from posting in my drunken frat boy story thread s ever again!!!!
feisty11975
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
did you even get her name or were you too drunk to remember?
Yarg! said:
did you even get her name or were you too drunk to remember?
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
oh ya ofcourse. this was before i consumed more alcohol so i remember alot of things up to this point: her job, her marriage, past experiences , her dreams. im a decent listener even after ive had a few rum and cokes/ pale ales!
FEISTY11975 said:
oh ya ofcourse. this was before i consumed more alcohol so i remember alot of things up to this point: her job, her marriage, past experiences , her dreams. im a decent listener even after ive had a few rum and cokes/ pale ales!
feisty11975
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Re: lol best fucking thursday ever! (30 yr old divorcees, booze, blues, 100 dollar bl
ok...just making sure! so you were not drunk when you first saw her?
Yarg! said:oh ya ofcourse. this was before i consumed more alcohol so i remember alot of things up to this point: her job, her marriage, past experiences , her dreams. im a decent listener even after ive had a few rum and cokes/ pale ales!
ok...just making sure! so you were not drunk when you first saw her?
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