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dudes, im pretty tanked right now, but i can still type decently. tonight we went to some bar, to meet a friend. didnt see him there and im like 'fuck he ditched us!" low and behold 30 mins later he says hi to us.. been there the whole time in the crowd right by the stage with the live bands. beside him 2 chicks were seated cuz he was at the front table. one had very very nice breasts, beautiful face..gorgeous. when i first got to the bar im like'damn im hitting on her!"
best luck ever.. she was seated by my friend. so we say hi and now im seated with her and her friend (whose a very cool cat too). we watch some bands, then after im like "yo can i buy u a drink" 30 min convo got her number.. and its in like that. shes like 30. shes a divorcee after a 5 yr marriage. holy shit. and large friggin breasts goddamn (im 19! score!). so im talking to her more. we go to another bar, talked to her more (every guy was hitting on her there.. fucking disgusting 50 yr olds. she looks like shes 20). i leave say good bye, got a date. on the way back saw some hookers, asked what i can get for a 100 bucks (blow job!) ..
bah.. we come back ask what we can get for 15 bucks.. nothing. apparently its "alot of money" to spend the night. fuck those chicks are expensive. and fucking ugly. bar lady was so much hotter. got a cab came back. i recorded it on my cell. ill maybe uplaod later if i ever get sober. right now its 2;51 am. peace out i gotta sleep. v town represent...
best luck ever.. she was seated by my friend. so we say hi and now im seated with her and her friend (whose a very cool cat too). we watch some bands, then after im like "yo can i buy u a drink" 30 min convo got her number.. and its in like that. shes like 30. shes a divorcee after a 5 yr marriage. holy shit. and large friggin breasts goddamn (im 19! score!). so im talking to her more. we go to another bar, talked to her more (every guy was hitting on her there.. fucking disgusting 50 yr olds. she looks like shes 20). i leave say good bye, got a date. on the way back saw some hookers, asked what i can get for a 100 bucks (blow job!) ..
bah.. we come back ask what we can get for 15 bucks.. nothing. apparently its "alot of money" to spend the night. fuck those chicks are expensive. and fucking ugly. bar lady was so much hotter. got a cab came back. i recorded it on my cell. ill maybe uplaod later if i ever get sober. right now its 2;51 am. peace out i gotta sleep. v town represent...
