LOL at shallow people, they crack me up.

[rsnoble-im-back]

Just one of many examples: was at the gas station the other day in my '85GMC beat up truck with the bed filled up with trash heading for the dump and had grease from head to toe. Some totally hot bitch pulls up on the other side in some kind of little ricer and she glances over with a wrinkled upper lip and that was all the invitation I needed. I go how thats a nice car is that a "03"?(lol-I knew what it was). She goes NO! Its an '05 thank you! So I go inside to pay laughing at myself inside cause her piece of shit couldn't even buy the engine out of some of my vehicles. Of course she used her credit card at the pump and was finishing up about the time I got back. I walked over to her side and told her I liked her car and that she was kinda cute and was just my type and then asked her if she wanted to meet me at the bar after I get back from the dump. She didn't say anything, she just brushed past me really quick and I think might have even got some grease on her white shirt and took off like a bat out of hell. Im guessing that she went home to finger herself on her rented furniture.

 

[swole]

LOL, probably not the best situation to try and pick up a chick.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol you shitstirrer

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

LOL, probably not the best situation to try and pick up a chick.

def not, and I know that. I just hate pre-judgement types.

 

[swole]

def not, and I know that. I just hate pre-judgement types.

Me too bro, but presentation is extremely important in most cases.

 

[Gambino]

let's say you saw the same broad...but she was driving a shitty '87 station wagon (w/the wood colored trim), with 5 dirty ass kids, wearing a mustard stained Basic Menthol tank top with stone washed jeans, etc...and she asked you out when you were dressed nice to go out...you'd tell her to get bent, even though she was just looking scummy because she was volunteering at the local orphange for the day.

 

[deltreefitness]

def not, and I know that. I just hate pre-judgement types.

Hi Kettle, you're black.

Like you really got to know her before judging her

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Hi Kettle, you're black.

Like you really got to know her before judging her

Yeah I know, shes prob ok. Honestly in this situation I wouldve got the same response from most chicks.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

let's say you saw the same broad...but she was driving a shitty '87 station wagon (w/the wood colored trim), with 5 dirty ass kids, wearing a mustard stained Basic Menthol tank top with stone washed jeans, etc...and she asked you out when you were dressed nice to go out...you'd tell her to get bent, even though she was just looking scummy because she was volunteering at the local orphange for the day.

LOL-u dont know me to well. 5 kids? This gal certainly knows how to fuk. Get er done!

 

[bran987]

LOL-u dont know me to well. 5 kids? This gal certainly knows how to fuk. Get er done!

i think you missed the part about the orphanage?