LMAO @ whining because you can't get laid

[IvanOffelitch]

There are certain people who should just face the inevitable fact that given to their own devices, they couldn't get laid if they went running stark-assed nekkid through a women's prison sporting a raging priapism, 2 hands full of $50.00 bills and pardons taped all over their bodies.

(you know who you are )

On that note, perhaps this message from the top of the main forum page might help!!
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Did you know that back in college, I looked about as good as the other guys, but when it came to girls, I just wasn't getting any. Zero, Nada, None! While there were a few guys in college who were getting as much as they could handle, and most of the guys were hooking up at least once in a while, the only body givein me any good lovein was myself!

It took me about 10 years to put it all together, but let's just say, although I spent hundreds of dollars and thousands of hours mastering seduction, I now have the skills that when used to seduce a woman - well, it's almost not fair! Please click here, and I'll teach you those skills!
Yours in sport,
George Spellwin
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Honestly....some of y'all flat crack me up!

 

[dirty~d~]

Ivan, your AV cracks me up.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Ivan, your AV cracks me up.

 

[DIVISION]

There are certain people who should just face the inevitable fact that given to their own devices, they couldn't get laid if they went running stark-assed nekkid through a women's prison sporting a raging priapism, 2 hands full of $50.00 bills and pardons taped all over their bodies.

(you know who you are

I know, right! The shit is off the chain and out of fucking control!!!

I had no idea there were this many people who woke up without a clue, like they lost all sense of purpose and the ability to use their dick on demand.






DIV

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I know, right! The shit is off the chain and out of fucking control!!!

I had no idea there were this many people who woke up without a clue, like they lost all sense of purpose and the ability to use their dick on demand.






DIV

That ain't the half of it mangly...

I remember being young and constantly on the prowl, but for the life of me, I can never remember being as clueless, let alone as hard-up as some of the shit I see on here! It almost seems as if some of these peoples entire lives revolve around whether or not they get laid.

I hate to say it, but that's sad.

 

[DIVISION]

That ain't the half of it mangly...

I remember being young and constantly on the prowl, but for the life of me, I can never remember being as clueless, let alone as hard-up as some of the shit I see on here! It almost seems as if some of these peoples entire lives revolve around whether or not they get laid.

I hate to say it, but that's sad.

In this culture of fast cash and pussy pleasure principle, many people value themselves based on the quality/quantity pussy they get.

That's just the way it is.

It's a sad commentary, but that's where society is at right now.


DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you know who you are

yeah.......almost forgot

 

[jerseyart]

LOL@ Ulcaster

Good one. Hee hee

 

[IvanOffelitch]

yeah.......almost forgot

Such a rapier wit

Perhaps one of these might help.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Such a rapier wit

Perhaps one of these might help.

Go pat yourself on the back, somewhere else...