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I know. It's for the best I guess. I thought I killed this thread there for a minuet.PuddleMonkey said:
Lets learn sexual terms boys and girls....special request by Guardian!
NickyE3
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hot plate-
The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
Atomic Donkey Punch -
The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.
covered wagon/dutch oven -
The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops.
Cincinnati bowtie-
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there
The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
Atomic Donkey Punch -
The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.
covered wagon/dutch oven -
The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops.
Cincinnati bowtie-
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there
NickyE3
New member
Rusty Fishhook-
Similar to the shocker, but afterward the poo-laden finger is inserted to the womans mouth in a hooked fashion.
Dirty Sanchez-
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking Mexican mustache.
Similar to the shocker, but afterward the poo-laden finger is inserted to the womans mouth in a hooked fashion.
Dirty Sanchez-
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking Mexican mustache.
squatmonkey
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The Ifel tower (I know I cant spell) reqiures 2 men 1 sporting female --- girl on knees in middle blowing both guys who stand on both sides high fiving making shape of Ifel tower....FUN!!!!!
Grandaddy of all reposts 
Y'all need to check out a good copy of the Kama Sutra, seriously. Shitting on each other only goes so far. Try fucking a chick from behind with your left foot tucked behind your head while the girl is standing on her head and has her legs in a lotus position, now that's interesting!
Y'all need to check out a good copy of the Kama Sutra, seriously. Shitting on each other only goes so far. Try fucking a chick from behind with your left foot tucked behind your head while the girl is standing on her head and has her legs in a lotus position, now that's interesting!
lol, I personally find soul gazing and synchronized breathing more exhilarating but I do enjoy at least thinking of people doing "landsharks", ect.musclemom said:Grandaddy of all reposts
Y'all need to check out a good copy of the Kama Sutra, seriously. Shitting on each other only goes so far. Try fucking a chick from behind with your left foot tucked behind your head while the girl is standing on her head and has her legs in a lotus position, now that's interesting!
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silverstar1025
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PuddleMonkey said:
I am innocent. I just know of the missionary 
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