Lets learn sexual terms boys and girls....special request by Guardian!

[curvymommy]

I'm inspired by SaladFork to post this one:

LAND SHARK:

A sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

Example:
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

 

[GUARDIAN]

Some of you have some serious issues.

look at who started this thread. silver must be the queen of them all.....lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

look at who started this thread. silver must be the queen of them all.....lol.

No doubt! Freak show right there.

 

[GUARDIAN]

oh my gosh curvy! this is the most obscene thing i have ever seen u type.

I'm inspired by SaladFork to post this one:

LAND SHARK:

A sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

Example:
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

 

[str8nubin]

Last One: The Rodeo

For this you will need 2-3 friends - or total strangers - and a stopwatch

Hide them in your closet, and instruct them to burst out at a random interval while hitting your mistress from behind.

The object of The Rodeo is to see how long you can stay aboard the female before being bucked off.

 

[GUARDIAN]

alternate version is to get her doggy style and call her by her sister's or some other random girl's name.

Last One: The Rodeo

For this you will need 2-3 friends - or total strangers - and a stopwatch

Hide them in your closet, and instruct them to burst out at a random interval while hitting your mistress from behind.

The object of The Rodeo is to see how long you can stay aboard the female before being bucked off.

 

[curvymommy]

oh my gosh curvy! this is the most obscene thing i have ever seen u type.

All things are permissible but not all things are beneficial in our sex life so, this is not one we've tried yet.

I was forced to look it up on urban dictionary when my dirty neighbor Saladfork mentioned it.

 

[curvymommy]

glass bottom boat



Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect.

MMMmmmm...put 'em on the glass. I love that with boobs

 

[puddlemonkey]

Moved to BTS

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