Lets learn sexual terms boys and girls....special request by Guardian!

[Wulfgar]

wulfgar might like this one.

this is good bro material

 

[Wulfgar]

Sounds like something wulfgar would do if a chick would let him.

that one is like the holy grail of steamy duece dropping

 

[amie]

OUCHIE!!!! That a for sure Vaggie LOCK DOWN!!!!!!!!! Ugh u want sand paper on your peepee Needto???
Amie

Screaming seagull.

Fucking a girl on the beach. Pull your dick out and place it in the dirt. Coating it and making it like sand paper. Then sick it back in.

 

[needtogetaas]

OUCHIE!!!! That a for sure Vaggie LOCK DOWN!!!!!!!!! Ugh u want sand paper on your peepee Needto???
Amie

Its more something you would do if you were having a drunken tussle with a slam pig, and just wanted a good laugh.

 

[BNG]

Last One: The Rodeo

Actually this refers to staying on for eight seconds after announcing loudly to your SO that she isn't as tight as her sister. Just like a rodeo, eight seconds will be considered a "full ride".

 

[*The_West*]

'turkish delight' - popping your balls into their bumhole, be careful with this one

 

[sugashane]

Some of you have some serious issues.

You knew this before the post. lol

Dragon Munch
When one lesbian punches another lesbian in the face, causing her nose to bleed, and then makes that lesbian eat her out.

eiffel tower
A threesome, with two guys and one girl, when one guy is hitting it from the back and another guy is hitting it from the front. The guys then slap hands at the top resembling the eiffel tower.

Dragon Scales
Nick-name for any girl with nice titties and body but as soon as you get under her shirt or in her pants you quickly find that she has skin that feels like disgusting ass dragon scales so you fake an orgasm and get out asap


The Tree Bomb
When a female, on all fours with her ass in the air, spreads her butt cheeks and inserts a shot glass into her anus. The shot is then filled with jagermister and sucked out with twizzler, bitten of at both ends to form a straw. The shot glass is crucial to a tree bomb.

Donkey Punch
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anus tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

 

[sugashane]

Oh I forgot this one too

angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

 

[layinback]

i held silverstar and curvymommy in a innocent almost virginal

light. the thought of these two angelic chat board aberrations

copulating in obscene and abnormal positions.................

well, i'm crushed



( i hope they didn't see my cawk pics )

 

[deathdroprob]

The Houdini -

While hitting it from the back, pull out and hock a nice loogie onto her back. If it is effective, she will believe you have busted. This is when you let rip upon her face.

Note: You can transition a houdini into a strawberry cheesecake for a x2 combo.

This sucks lol heres the real Houdini:

1) While your destroying a chick from behind, have a friend behind you pumped and ready to go with out your girl knowing.

2) Quickly make a change so your friend is plowing her.

3) Quietly exit the room, go outside and knock on a window that the girl can see and wave to her.