Lets learn sexual terms boys and girls....special request by Guardian!

[str8nubin]

Strawberry Cheesecake -

1) Ejaculate upon partners face

2) Break bridge of partners nose, swiftly

3) Blend fluids to desired consistency

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Rusty trombone

is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the man and performs analingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.[2]

 

[silverstar1025]

This is thread of the week material right here I can tell already. Some funny and weird stuff.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

glass bottom boat


A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

 

[needtogetaas]

Screaming seagull.

Fucking a girl on the beach. Pull your dick out and place it in the dirt. Coating it and making it like sand paper. Then sick it back in.

 

[silverstar1025]

Screaming seagull.

Fucking a girl on the beach. Pull your dick out and place it in the dirt. Coating it and making it like sand paper. Then sick it back in.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Some of you have some serious issues.

 

[str8nubin]

The Houdini -

While hitting it from the back, pull out and hock a nice loogie onto her back. If it is effective, she will believe you have busted. This is when you let rip upon her face.

Note: You can transition a houdini into a strawberry cheesecake for a x2 combo.

 

[vixensghost]

Lets get educated here. Everyone needs to share sexual terms they know and tell us what it means. No repeats allowed or you will be bombed by the bomb squad. I guess that means you have to read every post!!

I will start...

chili dog- Is doing it in the butt followed by tit fucking.

YOU digust me. I had no idea you were a pervert Silver.


















I'm kidding with you of course.

 

[GUARDIAN]

wulfgar might like this one.

glass bottom boat


A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.